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Thread: The "official" I drink too much seman thread!

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    Default The "official" I drink too much seman thread!

    Beers, Whiskey, Wine, Rum, Vodka, Scotch, Gin, Tequila, Jager... Whatever it may be!

    One day of drinking does it's damage to a young man, however, those three day benders really muscle a fucker up.

    I can speak upon experience and say that 2 or 3 day benders really start fucking with a niggas emotions and shit!

    After I come off a hard one, I start getting those fucked up withdrawal symptoms...

    I'm tired, regretful, anxiety, depressed, the mild case of the twitches (shakes), and the worst is I can't sleep worth a fuck for like 2 days when I'm going cold turkey.

    I get the serious blues after those weekend benders anymore,,, the older I get, the worse it gets... fucking brutal.

    But it's sure is fucking fun doing it though!

    As my momma says, "I don't feel a damn bit sorry for ya ... Cause you did it to yourself!"

    True, True!

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    But, during those hot nights of drinking you sure adventure into the sinful experiences of... nicotine!!!

    I don't smoke but when I'm on a good one, it doesn't take too much to trigger me going to buy a fat ass can of dip at the convenience store. Skoal, Copenhagen... Long cut chew gets me right though... I hate it so lovely!

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    IM 31 AND MASTERED DRINKING LOOK FOR MY OLD THREADS FOR EXCELLENT WISDOm


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    its funny how you write this shit in the style of an 'O' magazine article.

    i drink at home most nights and usually go out 1 or 2 nights in the week. worse thing is that every girl i know has been hit on, even the ugly ones i would never touch in daylight, and of course they are the ones that say yes lol. the shit is still funny to me but one day i smell an intervention. i'm a functioning alchoholic most of the time.

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    OP is softcore.

    Y'all fags ain't built for this alcoholic shit.

    Wussbags.


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    I DRINK BETTER THAN U DAN COnNER


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    I took 2 xanax i bought off a guy on the street last while ordering burgers

    had a couple beers, and just woke up after an unplanned 5 hour nap

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    Gonna drink a 24oz Mickeys to see if I can prolong this riffraff style buzz

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    yo i got like 13 xanax from my wifes friend
    xanax 5's she said
    i dunno abt pills
    r they good?

    THE REAL PCP

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    I think the 5's are what a starter dose is. So I'd probably take 1 and half then maybe another an hour later depending on how you feel.

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    coolio!!!

    THE REAL PCP

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    Let us all compare dosage of the sauce... then we can really start talking about who's soft. You always have that one 5'4 nigga talking like he gonna dunk on shaq... pissy laughing right now!

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    7fifteen4 can't pull a chic after drinking natural ice out of toilet

    You probably dont rock scotch or whiskeys on the rocks like I do to every day

    Bookmark this know-the-lege oriented video, for higher learnings


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    Ice fucking ruins scotch, true story


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    who's this rob guy? I picture rob like carrot top with with six pack of Extenze.

    You're so funny man, a fucking clown!

    Come slob on my knob you fucking joker

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