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    I don't think I'll rape his asshole. Something about that kinda seems gay to me. His little sister that has had a crush on me for years is of age now though. Think I'll smash that and get pictures of myself doing it. I'll throw the pics on him right after I pepper spray him and kick him in the balls. Then I'll walk off real slow and gangsta like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baraka Bombah View Post
    I don't think I'll rape his asshole. Something about that kinda seems gay to me. His little sister that has had a crush on me for years is of age now though. Think I'll smash that and get pictures of myself doing it. I'll throw the pics on him right after I pepper spray him and kick him in the balls. Then I'll walk off real slow and gangsta like.
    dude u dont have to use ur dick, u can use 2 to 3 fingers, in terms he'd be gay and you'd just have stinky fingers.... consider this option.

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    "These peppers are so hot that the team went through multiple sets of gloves during the harvest because the Scorpion's capsaicin, "kept penetrating the latex and soaking into the skin on our hands. That has never happened to me before," said senior research specialist Danise Coon.

    It's like the Chuck Norris of peppers, there is no amount of milk that can quench that sort of burning. I think I'd rather eat a real scorpion than try to consume one of these."

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    You and Crumple should run a train on his dad

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    I must say the pepper was fruity and delicious for about 3 seconds. Then I wanted to die for about 45 minutes.

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    I eat those peppers raw.

    Oh Baby I like it RAW!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGNANIMOUS View Post
    I eat those peppers raw.

    Oh Baby I like it RAW!!!!
    I ate it raw. I did not like it one bit though. There's no describing the pain!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baraka Bombah View Post
    I don't think I'll rape his asshole. Something about that kinda seems gay to me.
    Uh, it's not gay if you fuck his asshole. That would make him the gay one.

    Quit being a faggot and just rape the guy already
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    Quote Originally Posted by JehovAllah View Post
    sometimes when i order chineese food

    i get the packet of hotsauce

    i smother my index finger with it, let it dry, and den i randomly walk by my wiz and graze ma finger on her lips n teeth

    she bugs out and evn threatens to FUCK ME UP!
    she threw her soda cup at me once lmao
    hahahaha - i had a gf once who hated anything hot, so one night i removed the red part from the middle of a green olive that she had on a plate and it exchanged it for half a pepper and waited, she was angry to say the least.




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    ahahahaha classic

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    just get one of the same pepper and crush that shit up. put it in a drink or a taco or some shit. make him taste the hurt too. a spicy mickey, so to speak.


    or just rape him. your choice.
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    rape and make sure you take pictures.

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    My friend dared me to put one of them up my butt and it was the most pleasant experience of my life.

    Quote Originally Posted by JehovAllah View Post
    sometimes when i order chineese food

    i get the packet of hotsauce

    i smother my index finger with it, let it dry, and den i randomly walk by my wiz and graze ma finger on her lips n teeth

    she bugs out and evn threatens to FUCK ME UP!
    she threw her soda cup at me once lmao






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    hahaha never had one of them but I ate chicken wings with ghsot pepper sauce


    I have a habernero plant in my living room one day i was cooking with them and wiped the sweet from my brom and got the juice on my hands all in my eyes that shit sucked I had too take a cold shower for like 20 minutes and couldnt open my eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baraka Bombah View Post
    Just had a bowel movement. It was bad.

    Yeah, I'm sure that was all kinds of fun.


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    Thanks for your hate hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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