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    Default Ode To Tits

    Big tits, perky tits, soft tits, jiggly tits,
    I love tits, I think they're really awesome,
    two pairs of tits I might call an awesome foursome,
    I love tits when they're squashed beneath a bra,
    I love tits with fading implant scars,
    I love tits in a bubbly, steaming spa,
    I love tits squashed on the bonnet of a car,
    I love big tits, they make me wanna come,
    especially fake tits, I need to get my hands on some,
    I love tits that are ripe like a plum,
    I could suck on tits until my mouth was numb,
    big, round tits that are packed with silicone,
    in my castle a pair of tits would fill the throne,
    I think about tits late at night, all alone,
    I think about tits when I'm playing with my bone,
    I think about tits when I'm talking on the phone,
    I think about tits even when I'm packing cones,
    I love bouncy boobies that bounce around like basketballs,
    I love massive melons, I really couldn't ask for more,
    I love jiggly jugs that shake around like jelly,
    I love tasty ta-ta's that are smooth and soft like Nelly,
    I love curvy cans perched above a flat belly,
    I love humungous hooters across the screen of my telly,
    I love magnificent mammaries that are pointy like a seven,
    I love firm funbags that point towards the heavens,
    I love nice knockers with a perky, youthful glow,
    I love beautiful breasts that make my penis grow,
    I love tits, I hope that when I leave this place,
    I've got two tits in my hands and two more in my face.























    Last edited by noel411; 05-03-2012 at 08:17 AM.


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    TOP NOTCH!!

    Love tits.

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    Thanks homie. There is no doubt I really elevated my game in order to compose this piece. This is the culmination of many years of meticulously and fastidiously crafting my style, and it's rewarding to now actually receive props and recognition for what I've worked so tirelessly to achieve.

    Any chance you might move this to gen chat so it can get the recognition it deserves? I don't mean to sound conceited, but this shit is obviously above TOD standards.


    New album 'The Essential Nonsensical' out now. Check out some tracks here...

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...79#post2588579

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    ENJOY!






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    Titties !!



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    crazy flow noel loving this joint

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    Yo thanks for peeping my art, dunns.


    New album 'The Essential Nonsensical' out now. Check out some tracks here...

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...79#post2588579

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