constantly eating something healthy while working until it's no longer healthy
arriving somewhere 10 minutes early so you can eat in the parking lot and stare at the building
attending concerts by black people you've never heard of in your life
leaving hair on the urinal - which black ppl still wanna know how this happens btw
Sitting quietly in the movie theater
eating phallic foods
going to the urinal closest to you for some 'small talk'
using paper plates
saying "well i don't do that stuff" when they hear a white stereotype
Telling you everything they ate. Everything they drank, and everything they plan on eating and drinking
taking pictures of themselves after they workout with a 'serious business face'