bored as fuck right now ahahah
1305086: hi baby
singleguypa: Hi. I am looking for a sexy lady to spend time with. I have a gland disorder though. Some girls dont like it. I constantly sweat. I hope thats ok
1305086: where are you located?
singleguypa: Its my pituitary gland, it never stops, I constantly sweat and have to change my shirt always, I wear deodorant but I still smell..its hard
singleguypa: Im in (edit)
singleguypa: I would worship a beautiful lady like you thugh
singleguypa: its ok if you dont want to hang out I understand, women always turn me down
130086: its 160 do u want me 2 cme now?
singleguypa: one more thing...I would really like to suck on your asshole..I know it sounds weird but would you be able to fart?
1305786: baby as long as you have money you can have wat u want
singleguypa: thats so hot. I have a german shepard would you do him too?
1305086: no lol is he payin? haha
singleguypa: Ill cover for him
singleguypa: Im very very generous for the right girl
singleguypa: you ok with that? Ill give you double
130086: You dnt have enough money 4 that baby
135086: not the dog baby i need more than double 4 that
singleguypa: 500? you blow him while I eat your ass and Ill give you 20 for each fart.
+1305086: Im not blowin ur dog baby not 4 5oo thats insane
singleguypa: that would be fucking hot and dogs dont have aids or herpes so you wouldnt have anything to worry about
singleguypa: Im a parapalegic, I was in a bad motorcycle accident a few years ago and Im numb from the waist down. Is that ok with you?
busty87: Not a problem
singleguypa: Well what I really want is to get my legs smacked or whipped and kicked and even better would be if you could bite my toes. Im a very generous guy so no worries there.
singleguypa: Its the only way I can feel anything
busty87: I don't bite toes sweetie
singleguypa: ok. well theres another thing. I really want to get something sharp shoved in my ass. My fantasy is maybe like a latex glove rolled in glass or something similiar
busty87: I don't have anything like tht
singleguypa: can we make one?
singleguypa: we will just roll a latex glove in glue and some broken glass
singleguypa: I want you to dominate me too, talk shit cal me your little cracker bitch
singleguypa: you can piss and shit on me too
busty87: I can
Last message received on 6/9/2012 at 12:19 AM
singleguypa: hell yea that sounds like my kinda girl and keep beating my legs and bite them if you want
+158568: You need to text by phone sorry
singleguypa: why you a cop?
+15868: No i dont do emails
singleguypa: this isnt email its IM
+1585868: I understand.
singleguypa: well Im looking for special request so I like to remain anonymous
+1585868: Ok what would u like
singleguypa: I want a sexy girl to piss and shit on me, then stick a finger in my ass and my dick hole, that would be fucking hot
singleguypa: I work on my dickhole so its bigger than other guys
+158868: Ok thats 400 for the hour
singleguypa: Hi. I am a paraplegic looking for a sexy lady to hang out with tonight.
singleguypa: I have a special request ....I want a sexy lady to hit my legs with a stick or whip or even bite them..Iits the only way I can feel them
+157473: Ok where you at
singleguypa: Right now Im at the 7th baptist church on duke, can you meet me here?
singleguypa: its safe I have a key and everyone is gone now
Ha, what fun. Where do you find these whores?
i wonder what building this bathroom is in. fast food restaurant? cash for gold exchange spot?
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