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    no like the op, using your kids to advertise, ie be branded with words,

    i mean like.. from urbandictionary.com

    branding 5 up, 9 down
    Branding is when a girl and guy are making out. the guy has no clothing on and neither does the girl. the girl kisses all the way down the front of the guys body until she gets to his member. she gives him an hj which goes to bj then hj bj combo. While giving him head she massages his sack in her hands gently. then she kisses back up and they continue making out. this is the girl branding her guy aka claiming what is hers.
    "hey guy, my girl branded me last night!"

    "dude, that girl brands!"

    "chasity and branden have been gong out forever but she hant done any branding! like wtf?"




    i think thats wrong..

    i mean

    brand 19 up, 15 down
    To make your mark on. When a guy brands a girl he is telling her he likes her or that he wants her. If a guy writes on you and then says he has branded you then you need to get with him if you want to or get away if you don't.



    i dont think im doing it right...


    still not :/

    now??


    getting hotter??




    fuck it i give up, i cant do it right,

    brand was the term given to something after you had put your mark on it, as it meant you owned it. (first used by people on people, circa well you know american history)

    but the point im tryingto make is, why use your kids who are babys to advertise your own fucked up shit,

    its shows lack of self respect, even worse lack of respect for the life you brought into this world,
    Last edited by soul controller; 06-15-2012 at 06:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    no like the op, using your kids to advertise, ie be branded with words,

    i mean like.. from urbandictionary.com

    branding 5 up, 9 down
    Branding is when a girl and guy are making out. the guy has no clothing on and neither does the girl. the girl kisses all the way down the front of the guys body until she gets to his member. she gives him an hj which goes to bj then hj bj combo. While giving him head she massages his sack in her hands gently. then she kisses back up and they continue making out. this is the girl branding her guy aka claiming what is hers.
    "hey guy, my girl branded me last night!"

    "dude, that girl brands!"

    "chasity and branden have been gong out forever but she hant done any branding! like wtf?"




    i think thats wrong..

    i mean

    brand 19 up, 15 down
    To make your mark on. When a guy brands a girl he is telling her he likes her or that he wants her. If a guy writes on you and then says he has branded you then you need to get with him if you want to or get away if you don't.



    i dont think im doing it right...


    still not :/

    now??


    getting hotter??




    fuck it i give up, i cant do it right,

    brand was the term given to something after you had put your mark on it, as it meant you owned it. (first used by people on people, circa well you know american history)

    but the point im tryingto make is, why use your kids who are babys to advertise your own fucked up shit,

    its shows lack of self respect, even worse lack of respect for the life you brought into this world,
    R u saying the op is branding their child by giving him a bj while rubbing his sack


    NON-IGS

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    respect to the mothers and fathers,

    fuck you and your fail if you use your kids to advertise(cover up) your own in securities.
    thats the ultimate fail safe at being successful in life .... living vicariously through your kids...

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    i got two

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    no like the op, using your kids to advertise, ie be branded with words,
    this is worse than making your kids become fish tank repairmen because you work in an aquarium but never made it to the big leagues of tank repair specialization?

    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK BART SIMPSON View Post
    thats the ultimate fail safe at being successful in life .... living vicariously through your kids...
    yeah don't be... ahh...


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    I have no kids. I'm getting a dog. No child support, no bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I have no kids. I'm getting a dog. No child support, no bullshit.
    I found the no BS remark hilarious..........I got 2 dogs myself, bulldog and a Lab. You say there's no BS that comes with a dog? Yea, just wait till you have to take them to the vet and see the size of the bill......lets see how you feel about BS after that.


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    DONT GOT ANY KIDS CAUSE I FOLLOW THE RULES OF THIS TEENAGER ON A LORD FINNESSE BEAt


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    ^ solid track, never heard it before.


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    THATS CAUSE ITS NEw


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    I saw the 1999, and thought it was from that year.


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    A FEW GIRLS here and there have said ive fathered their babies..nothing proven but if we were to speculate..it would be about 8 shorties

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    Quote Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN View Post
    A FEW GIRLS here and there have said ive fathered their babies..nothing proven but if we were to speculate..it would be about 8 shorties
    If that were true, they'd come after you for child support while their boyfriends are laying up broke. You'd be taking care of them too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by COLUMBIANA View Post
    DONT GOT ANY KIDS CAUSE I FOLLOW THE RULES OF THIS TEENAGER ON A LORD FINNESSE BEAt

    Whenever this fucktard talks, just picture this photograph of him and you instantly remember what a dong he is..








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    got that razor on deck

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