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    Shaweeeeet!






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    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this.

    If there's one thing Hollywood is good at, it's fucking up amazingly awesome games with cool and complex storylines, to watered down buckets of liquid ASS..............

    Lets look at the list:

    Mario Brothers = bullshit
    Double Dragon = bullshit
    Street Fighter = bullshit
    Hitman = bullshit....absolute fucking bullshit
    Resident Evil = bullshit......the entire movie series, is b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
    House of the Dead = bulllllllshit
    Tekken = bullshit
    Dead or Alive = BULLSHIT!
    Mortal Kombat Ahnilation = BULLLLLLLL FUCKING SHIT!
    Max Payne = bullshit X 9000
    Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li: *cough*fucking bullshit*cough



    Need I say more?! With the exception of Mortal Kombat, and "Legend" (which is basically Legend of Zelda, Ridley Scott admitted he basically stole the storyline of Zelda for the script)


    God of War will be ruined, and Kratos will be destroyed.......fuck this idea, fuck it straight to hell.....

    Why make a movie about it?! The games themselves are like a movie for christ sakes! Same goes for Metal Gear; why bother?! The cinematics are like 25min. long! What's the point?!


    fuck this


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    Alphatek is upset because he knows I'm right.....this shit (if it actually gets made) will bomb worse than Hiroshima....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordan Michaelz View Post
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this.

    If there's one thing Hollywood is good at, it's fucking up amazingly awesome games with cool and complex storylines, to watered down buckets of liquid ASS..............

    Lets look at the list:

    Mario Brothers = bullshit
    Double Dragon = bullshit
    Street Fighter = bullshit
    Hitman = bullshit....absolute fucking bullshit
    Resident Evil = bullshit......the entire movie series, is b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
    House of the Dead = bulllllllshit
    Tekken = bullshit
    Dead or Alive = BULLSHIT!
    Mortal Kombat Ahnilation = BULLLLLLLL FUCKING SHIT!
    Max Payne = bullshit X 9000
    Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li: *cough*fucking bullshit*cough



    Need I say more?! With the exception of Mortal Kombat, and "Legend" (which is basically Legend of Zelda, Ridley Scott admitted he basically stole the storyline of Zelda for the script)


    God of War will be ruined, and Kratos will be destroyed.......fuck this idea, fuck it straight to hell.....

    Why make a movie about it?! The games themselves are like a movie for christ sakes! Same goes for Metal Gear; why bother?! The cinematics are like 25min. long! What's the point?!


    fuck this
    U mad, bro?

    The first 3 movies you listed are personal favorites because of their shittiness.

    I enjoy watching awful, atrocious pieces of B-movie stupidity.

    MK Annihilation, hilariously terrible as well.

    The actor that played Shao Khan was such a cheese dick hahahaha.

    The thought of a GoW movie does make me cringe a little.

    Probably gonna skip that one.
    Last edited by Samurai_Turkey; 07-15-2012 at 10:43 AM.


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    ^ Yea dude, mad because GOW is my fav game series, and I HATE when Hollywood makes a movie for a video game that has no reason to be made.

    When they made Hitman, I was excited, then I was completely dumbfounded at the ridiculousness; 47 is not portrayed well.

    I think that's why it has taken so long for a new Hitman game to come to fruitition...they're still recovering from this atrocity; I just don't want GOW to suffer the same fate.


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    I'm inclined to agree with all of the points you made.


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