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    Default Why is this place dead on weekends?

    Explain........


    My weekends are shot with a baby and a wife, so aside from watching Dexter and Breaking Bad on Netflix, this is usually the most excitement I get.........explain yourselves bitches.


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    Because regulars here like to pretend that they have lives.

    So they don't post on Friday, Saturday or Sunday that much.

    But they'll lurk the shit outta this motherfucker for hours.

    Luckily, I don't have the problem of a wife and child, so I'm about to throw an outfit together and prowl this side of town for some freshman pussy.

    Living in a city with a huge University smack dab in the middle of town is awesome come this time of year.

    There's already a flood of new pussy out here, mad talent.

    Sorry you're stuck at home.


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    Just got in, great night overall.

    Caught up with a few friends, met some new ones.

    And ended up leaving the bar with this adorable young lady I've been friends with for a few years.

    She used to live in one of the smaller town around here, she moved on this side of Gainesville since she's starting courses at UF on Thrusday.

    I knew she thought I was nice and fun to chill with, but damn, she put it on me.

    I wanna play with her again tonight.


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    ^

    Nice, where u from bro?


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    because on the weekends,all the goodvagina is off from work and needs to be poked.

    laters

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    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    so I'm about to throw an outfit together and prowl this side of town for some freshman pussy.

    There's already a flood of new pussy out here...




    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    Just got in, great night overall.

    Caught up with a few friends, met some new ones.

    And ended up leaving the bar with this adorable young lady I've been friends with for a few years.


    how did she smell ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    Because regulars here like to pretend that they have lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    Just got in, great night overall.


    Quote Originally Posted by SUNNY WINTERS View Post
    how did she smell ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KATO View Post
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    Nice, where u from bro?

    I live in Gainesville, Florida.

    The city the University of Florida is located in.


    Quote Originally Posted by SUNNY WINTERS View Post
    how did she smell ?

    Sweet, like fresh honeysuckle.

    She tasted even better.


    Funny thing was, she got invited to a couple of keg parties and said no thanks because she didn't want to leave with the people asking her.

    She kinda surprised me when she invited me to see her new place, she was still living with her folks up until a couple of months ago.

    We broke in a lot of new furniture.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2PAC HOLOGRAM View Post
    hahahahaha

    surly duff =
    You lost me there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    Because regulars here like to pretend that they have lives.

    So they don't post on Friday, Saturday or Sunday that much.

    But they'll lurk the shit outta this motherfucker for hours.

    Luckily, I don't have the problem of a wife and child, so I'm about to throw an outfit together and prowl this side of town for some freshman pussy.

    Living in a city with a huge University smack dab in the middle of town is awesome come this time of year.

    There's already a flood of new pussy out here, mad talent.

    Sorry you're stuck at home.
    Ahahahahahahahaha awesome

    THE REAL PCP

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    Quote Originally Posted by SURLY DUFF View Post
    I live in Gainesville, Florida.

    The city the University of Florida is located in.



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    People be out helping grannies cross the road n shit!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by WACKCLOUD AKA FLOOR TILE TANK View Post




    lmfao the way this nigga described it i was thinkin the SAME exact shit....

    and idk i post whenever i aint doin shit ... i just got off work and i dont feel like going nowhere ...so im just serving niggas when they call my jack ...i try to only go out once in awhile (plus admittedly parties out here aint really shit) because when you go out you waste $$ especially when u one of da only niggas in ur squad stackin ...WORK WORK WORK ... rather just do tht nd hit up a prebagged slore // less work ..lol

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    party 24-7 thatz the sets i claim



    UNHOLY HOUSE OF THE FLYING HELLDRAGGERZ
    BUMP^IT.

    AIDZ BACK TO FUKIN WERK ONE OF YO THREADZ JUST GOT DUSTED!

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