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    He bought a tin foil hat for it.

    It was $40 extra, but well worth it.


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    yes, actually 3 devices, 4 if you count the otter box, and i use a stylus, i wont even touch the thing lol



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    q link

    e pendant
    and bio chip

    for those thats curious



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    LOL not sure how to respond to this thread yet

    saw fecal traces of instagram and pre-paid plans, plus grown men indirectly comparing their penises


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    cellular phones

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    ^That's usual Gen Chat fare.

    It's not like that's a surprising turn for a thread to take in this shitty neighborhood.


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    had an article i wanted to post but lost the link



    *actually i should be able to find this somewhere
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    BiTch

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    i got an e pendant and bio chip in a gift bag last year. been wearing it since

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    i got an e pendant and bio chip in a gift bag last year. been wearing it since
    And...?


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    Hahaha pale is such a dumbfuck....Lets see what the amazing scientific explanation behind the q-link & e-pendant is...

    Quote Originally Posted by shitty q-link website
    The Q-Link CLEAR is a new and exciting addition to the well-known Q-Link range of "body" products. Programmed with over 100 natural frequencies known to support the biofield, the Q-Link CLEAR is compact and feather-light so it wont get in the way. Just attach it to a device where it will come closest to your body.

    Then, when you use your mobile phone, or listen to music on an mp3 player, or hold your game player - the Q-Link CLEAR focuses and strengthens the biofield's ability to support your body's natural defenses to EMFs and other stressors.

    The proprietary technology which powers the CLEAR and all Q-Link products is called Sympathetic Resonance Technology (SRT™), because when our bodies interact with it they respond by resonating "sympathetically" just like a properly tuned instrument responds in harmony to the vibrations of a tuning fork.
    Quote Originally Posted by shitty e-pendant website
    On one side of the e-Pebble/e-Pendant there is a radio frequency identity tag (RFID) which contains a unique identity number used to identify the e-Pebble/e-Pendant when used with the Bio-resonance system. For ease of reference, this number is also laser etched on the other end of the e-Pebble/e-Pendant as a visual reference. The e-Pebble/e-Pendant is 50mm long and weighs between 15 and 20 grammes, and is made from a specially formulated proprietary mineral compound. They should be cleaned with a soft, damp cloth and should NOT be immersed in water.

    Now I'm not saying that energy doesn't exist and that electrical energy can alter your sense of being but THIS IS SOME BULLLLLLLSSSHHHIIIIIITTTTT.



    They might have well said that some magic fairies come out at night and chase away the bad energy frequencies!






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    moh phukas is gonna be able to communicate by slappin a piece of tape like shit on they foreheads in a minute


    who the fuck smokes electronic cigarettes

    electronic t shirts that eat your sweat

    sox that lick the dead skin off yo feets

    underwear that make you cum

    and fitted caps that give you a shape up

    a 2 GB hat that gives you a shape up in 2 hours

    a 4 GB Hat that gives you a shape up in an hour

    a 8 GB hat that gives you a shape up in an Half Hour and so fuckin forth
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    the biofield, eh? Do they teach about the biofield in biology class?

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    ^ dude just got his first smart phone in 2012...........too fouzand and phuckin tawelv!!!






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    HAHAHA this mother fuckers in a race to get a brain tumor before me.



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