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    Quote Originally Posted by WACKCLOUD AKA FLOOR TILE TANK View Post
    I OWN HOUSEs BRAH, GO FEED YOUR KIDS SOME POURAgE,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    And...?

    The first thing you will notice instantly is that you phone will no longer get hot in your hands and head

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    Lol at Pourage

    learn to spell before you cross the border nigga



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    Quote Originally Posted by GHETTO GOD View Post
    HAHAHA this mother fuckers in a race to get a brain tumor before me.
    I have a tumor on the bridge of my anus I was wondering if you have any tech reccomendations to blast away the bad cells



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    Pale (ghetto fuckface) will craft your anus a perfectly shaped tin foil hat to protect it from cosmic lizard mind rays!






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    “Last summer I obtained one of these devices [and together with some] electronics geeks examined the QLink. We chucked probes at it, and tried to detect any “frequencies” emitted, with no joy. And then we did what any proper dork does when presented with an interesting device: we broke it open. Drilling down, the first thing we came to was the circuit board. This, we noted with some amusement, was not in any sense connected to the copper coil, and therefore is not powered by it.

    The eight copper pads do have some intriguing looking circuit board tracks coming out of them, but they too, on close inspection, are connected to absolutely nothing. A gracious term to describe their purpose might be “decorative”. I’m also not clear if I can call something a “circuit board” when there is no “circuit”.

    Finally, there is a modern surface mount electronic component soldered to the centre of the device. It looks impressive, but whatever it is, it is connected to absolutely nothing. Close examination with a magnifying glass, and experiments with a multimeter and oscilloscope, revealed that this component on the “circuit board” is a zero-ohm resistor … You could easily pay as much as 1/2d for such a resistor. … They are very cheap indeed.

    And that’s it. No microchip. A coil connected to nothing. And a zero-ohm resistor, which costs half a penny, and is connected to nothing. I contacted qlinkworld.co.uk to discuss my findings. They kindly contacted the inventor, who informed me they have always been clear the QLink does not use electronics components “in a conventional electronic way”. And apparently the energy pattern reprogramming work is done by some finely powdered crystal embedded in the resin. Oh, hang on, I get it: it’s a new age crystal pendant.”
    http://thatsmyphilosophy.wordpress.c...t-fall-for-it/

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    these phones have veins and plasma - they scream and twitch too

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUNNY WINTERS View Post
    they scream and twitch too
    yo mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    yo mom

    it must get lonely sitting in that van all day and night with your chin in your lap getting in the way and always hitting the space bar on your laptop by accident

    at least you can use it as a face stand and stick it in the fabric of the car seat when you get tired -



    you should rock a goatee - yo - you really should rock a goatee





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    lol ok napoleon

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    you would believe the words of a beige tadpole


    i'm just a lil shorter than your long ass face

    but your face is 6'7" though - must be hell carrying that shit around

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    Rofl

    Vader done exposed you. I bet you sleep in a sock drawer. You're pint sized, full of rage..

    probably get denied roller coaster rides by 6 flag staff - lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Rofl

    Vader done exposed you. I bet you sleep in a sock drawer. You're pint sized, full of rage..

    probably get denied roller coaster rides by 6 flag staff - lol

    your chin gets socks for itself out of your sock draw


    you and your chin have to use 2 tickets to ride on any rides at 6 flags - you gotta strap that shit in separately - your favorite ride there is the merry go round - your chin feels at home with all those long faced horses boppin up and down real slow and shit - lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    And...?

    BEST WU PICTURE EVeR


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    you sho iz creative sunny

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