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    Smile LOL Automatic sperm extractor found in Chinese hospital



    http://beijingcream.com/2012/09/auto...rre-wonderful/

    Found in a Nanjing hospital, this device is very much used for what you might think. That is to say, it is not a fleshlight masquerading as a mushroom; it is an artificial vagina that serves the purpose of actual vaginas: to extract sperm from male genitalia. Hard stop. And the best part is that it comes with a screen that shows movies, and can be hooked up to surround sound.

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    ^haha
    We do it for the people.


    "In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty"


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    2 questions...






    How much they cost?





    and...






    Where can I buy one?






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    at a hospital?
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    pmsl at you answering the question like I was serious.


    DUDE, I JUST JUST A RUBBER GLOVE IN A TOILET TUBE!!!






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    lol I actually hadn't seen your post yet before I replied. I was just wondering in general why this was in a hospital? lol
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Hahaha the linked website says -

    "But don’t get too far ahead of yourself thinking that sperm donators have it so good. These devices are apparently only used on the infertile. “When male infertility patients come for treatment, we must first fully inspect the sperm, which requires sperm extraction,” says Zhu Guoxin, director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Zhongxin Hospital."






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    soul controller was the predecessor of this machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    soul controller was the predecessor of this machine
    HAaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    soul controller was the predecessor of this machine






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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    soul controller was the predecessor of this machine


    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    Thanks for your hate hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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