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    Default wat dat pu$$y smell like?

    Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.

    Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.


    Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.

    Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.

    Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.

    Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.

    Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.

    Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.

    Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.


    Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.

    Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.

    Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.

    Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.

    Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.

    Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.

    Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.

    Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.

    Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.

    Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.

    Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.

    Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.

    Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.

    Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.

    Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

    Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).

    Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.

    Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.
    Last edited by Uncle Steezo; 11-25-2012 at 11:49 PM.

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    LMAO @ your description. If the pics worked for me it would probably be LMFAO

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    BWaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I bet all of these are dead on too.


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    ahahahahahahah

    classic thread
    We do it for the people.


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    classic shit!

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    Lop!

    THE REAL PCP

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    smelling test



    smelling test

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    THE REAL PCP

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    watch outtt


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    Nice list

    Surprise u no mention blackula

    Imma say an uncooked tofu hotdog that fell in Roger Ebert's drool sack


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