once upon a time in shaolin - buy the book now!
Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: interwebz rap

  1. #1
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default interwebz rap

    Interwebz rapz for lulz


    enjoy


    rapped to the tune of american pie (madonna)




    A long long time ago
    I can still remember how
    The Internet used to make me smile
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those faggots dance
    And maybe they'd be russled for a while
    But oh'ten made me shiver
    With every page the server deliver
    Bad news on the Webpage
    I couldn't take one more click
    I can't remember if I cried
    When I read that the gov' lied
    But something touched me deep inside
    **The day the A-non rised**
    So

    [Chorus]
    Bye, bye FBI guy
    Torrent my warez to the server but the seeders was dry
    Them good ol' boys were Using linux and tor
    Singin' this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Did you write the book of lulz
    And do you have faith in Xenu above
    If the Scifags tells you so?
    Now do you believe in rick and roll?
    Can Hubbard save your mortal soul?
    And can you tell me why my net is real slow?

    Well, I know that you're in love with /b/
    Cause I saw you trolling in the /v/
    You both kicked off your shoes
    Man, I dig those rage and fools
    I was a lonely teenage trolling fuck
    With a dark basement and a old dial up
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day A-non rised.
    I started singin'

    [Chorus]

    Now, for ten years we've been on our own
    And oldfags grows fat on a office chair
    But, that's not how it used to be
    When sabu sang for the feds and fags
    In a network he borrowed from the FBI
    And used the voice that came from you and me
    Oh and while Sabu was looking down
    The jester stole his thorny crown
    The Twitfeeds was adjourned
    No verdict was returned
    And while we read a book on Hax
    The Skiddies practiced in the dark
    And we sang dirges in the dark
    The day the Lulz died
    We were singin'

    [Chorus]

    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    A generation lost in space
    With no time left to start again
    So come on crack be nimble, crack be quick
    crack and Flash that USBstick,
    Cause paying is the devil's only friend
    And as I watched UN on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No Hack born in Hell
    Could break those bastards spell
    And as the flameswars climbed rage through the night
    To light the sacrificial rite
    I saw Elites laughing with delight
    The day the Web died
    They was singin'

    [Chorus]

    I met a girl who trolled the noobs
    And I asked her for some lulzy news
    But she just smiled and typed afk
    I went down to the sacred Chan,
    Where I'd saw the lulz years before
    But the man there said the porn wouldn't play
    And in the feeds the newfags screamed
    The Otaku cried, and the hackers dreamed
    But not a tune was downloaded
    The torrent links were all broken
    And the three rights I admire most-
    Freespeech, Info, and the Holy Goatse-
    They caught the lulz boat for the coast
    The day the system failed.
    And then we we're singing

  2. #2
    No artificial sleazy
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    46,689
    Rep Power
    10

    Default


  3. #3
    ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ KERZO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Posts
    8,471
    Rep Power
    50

    Default

    Ratface had to do this text based cos if it was audio, it was just be squeaking.






  4. #4
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default

    better than an scottish highlands android voice (:

  5. #5
    Wu Tang Clam Ol' Dirty Trixˣ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    G-Spot, PuNarnia
    Posts
    8,043
    Rep Power
    52

    Default

    i thought it was sweet, sole.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

  6. #6
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default

    thankyou trixx

  7. #7
    ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ KERZO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Posts
    8,471
    Rep Power
    50

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ View Post
    i thought it was sweet, sole.
    Quote Originally Posted by sole controller View Post
    thankyou trixx
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


    i thought it was sweet, sole






  8. #8
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default



    wha gwans kerzo! gotta take compliments..especially having broken up with my current gf.. lol

  9. #9
    Be Seeing You hashashin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    uk
    Posts
    3,505
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sole controller View Post


    wha gwans kerzo! gotta take compliments..especially having broken up with my current gf.. lol
    What happened like, did she see those pics that you posted and got banned for?

  10. #10
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default

    rofl.. nah ...

    we're just different, we spent almost 18 months together.. i feel i restrict her too much, i want he to do her own thing, i would love her to be, more vigilant, more commited to the things she knows.. but she isnt., the only way that will happen is through her own experience, that means with out me feeling like im telling her what to do..

    believe i want her to stronger/more in tune with her self/be conscious of decisions,

    but i want her to learn herself, with out me feeling like im forcing her..

    (kinda shitty when you both have similar views on that vast amount of topics,, but she still wants to celebrate xmas, new years, easter,, etc etc.. she loves to go shopping.. which i want her to get passed, i want he to be happy in herself, without the need of buying shit to make her happy. i can go on.. but i wont lools. ive known for time we wouldnt last., im too nice tho. i dont like breaking up with girls.. i just try harder to be better./nicer. but then i get bleh, when the other person doesnt put in the same effort, specially when they say they will!)

    we broke up last saturday,. looking back i should have ended end of last year.. and just let her find herself
    Last edited by soul controller; 12-09-2012 at 01:41 PM.

  11. #11
    No artificial sleazy
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    46,689
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sole controller View Post



    but i want her to learn herself, with out me feeling like im forcing her..
    Stop picking up 15 yr olds from the mall foodcourt

  12. #12
    ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ KERZO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Posts
    8,471
    Rep Power
    50

    Default

    Soul had to drop her back off at the rehab centre....and is now courting trix to continue the trend.






  13. #13

    Default

    he aint know she was short, he just like young bitches

  14. #14
    Ridin' On Trichomes soul controller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Chillin on sesame street puffin a 10th letter
    Age
    39
    Posts
    10,263
    Rep Power
    82

    Default

    lols shes 22 in feb,.

    she actually works as an assistant manager in a young persons (18-24) care home,
    the 'young adults' there have mental / psychological issues , she is also doing the final year of her degree,


    yes she was short 5ft 2, i love short girls! dont like youngs or bitches.,, EWW to both. bitches are just pawns, and youngs. well.. i leave them for IKEA and Hash:P

    thats a joke hash!

    Last edited by soul controller; 12-09-2012 at 03:33 PM.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •