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    Default Have you ever...

    Been with someone you were embarrassed to be with? Share some tales with me

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    all the fucking time.

    last friday i got drunk and endured a big bitch, a lesbian actually and got the gross vinegary pubes stuck in my teeth. what the fuck is it with people not shaving down there? its 2012 you fucking dumb gross bitches!

    my advice is don't drink until you black out and invite a skank to sleep at your house.

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    Hahahahaha good one

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    BLACkULA


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    I have gone on dates with ugly girls. I have fucked ugly girls. But I have never officially been with someone (relationship) I was embarrased of.

    I'm 27, been single for almost 5 years now. I want to proudly reach the 10 year mark.

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    damaja is the one i'm most embarrassed about.


    i feel embarrassed by it every day, and more embarrassed by the day.
    Last edited by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ; 01-04-2013 at 04:36 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    since joining this forum i've come to realise that he's a bigger pussyole than i could ever imagine.

    biggest pussyole i've ever seen online.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    still, i hope he finds someone to love and love him back.

    all the best to you, alex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    if i could get you a date with jo-jo or alicia keys or megan fox or someone like that i would. or your porn star of choice.

    apparently there are dating websites where people sign up just to fuck, that's right up your street. you ought to give them a go.
    Last edited by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ; 01-04-2013 at 07:41 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    if it's a relationship you're after i believe there are dating sites for that too.

    you've been online since you were in your teens, utilise those internet skills you've acquired over the years and sign up to a dating agency.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    i saw an ad on the tv called uniformdating.com. it's for people in uniforms or people who like people in uniforms.


    here's the link: http://www.uniformdating.com
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    Last edited by Tomb; 04-04-2014 at 04:52 AM. Reason: removed link by request of site owner
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    I thought this was a dating website.

    Trixx come and braid my hair...

    Did you actually fuck somebody from this site trixx? Im like 99% sure everybody but me on here is like a serial killer/rapist.

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    i did and i accepted the fact that we weren't meant to be a long time ago.

    what kind of hair you got?
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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