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    this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

    some of em were crackers

    heres one to start off

    chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
    so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
    so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

    so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

    but this is the bad part

    the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
    so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
    n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
    so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

    i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

    Bless,1


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    dipped my dik in acid and left the baby with a birthmark - Khrome Khaliba

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    Oh my dear lord. That's actually not that bad just fucking hilarious. To tell the truth, of all the sexual experiences i've had, which really isn't a lot but it's something, have been just fine.

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    once i was having sex with my ex and her dad walked in, i was completely inside her
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    Default Re: worst sexual incounters

    there was this one time the dude who didnt speak any english with a dick that resembled a sharpie

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    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
    SIIIIIIIIIICK DUDE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???
    eyah..what happend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???
    lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age?
    Everything?You didn't finish..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    Everything?You didn't finish..........
    You'd have to pm me for that info. It gets pretty hardcore.

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    hahahhahaha check two killed it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Mayoya
    hahahhahaha check two killed it
    Uh hell yea lmao! YO knok that is mad embarrasing to lol

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    checks pimpin old bitches for inheritance

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    check two u a funny mutherfukah

    had me lmfao for ages

    keep em goin

    or is every1 embarrassed

    Bless,1


    my style and flow is dark like afghanistan dungeons//
    im about to blow up like seven parts of central london - Khrome Khaliba

    You beatin me is physically and psychological impossible// like paraplegic patients dreamin of walkin horizontal - Khrome Khaliba

    fuk a pregnant bitch my dicks so quik it makes sparks//
    dipped my dik in acid and left the baby with a birthmark - Khrome Khaliba

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