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    It was 10 months ago.. a hot summer night.. I was getting some grade a meat hole.. tight, fresh and silent. Just perfect... Right before I was gonna put the sauce on the burger.. some dude walked in on me. Mere seconds later, Mark Mayoya was beating the shit out of me.
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    when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
    we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
    i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
    it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
    he just started laughing out loud and walked out
    we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
    day later at school we stayed friends
    just friends who had sex, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knok-A-Fella
    this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

    some of em were crackers

    heres one to start off

    chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
    so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
    so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

    so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

    but this is the bad part

    the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
    so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
    n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
    so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

    i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper1134
    It was 10 months ago.. a hot summer night.. I was getting some grade a meat hole.. tight, fresh and silent. Just perfect... Right before I was gonna put the sauce on the burger.. some dude walked in on me. Mere seconds later, Mark Mayoya was beating the shit out of me.
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knok-A-Fella
    this one happened to me about hour ago

    i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
    were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
    i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
    her big bruva comes stormin into the room
    Lol
    as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
    he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
    cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
    she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
    LMFAO

    its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by rzarectah_93-??
    when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
    we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
    i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
    it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
    he just started laughing out loud and walked out
    we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
    day later at school we stayed friends
    just friends who had sex, lol

    peace
    I just can't get over imagining a coach walking in, laughing and then walking out. Doesn't even sound bad tuco

    peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age?
    Everything?You didn't finish..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by rzarectah_93-??
    when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
    we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
    i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
    it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
    he just started laughing out loud and walked out
    we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
    day later at school we stayed friends
    just friends who had sex, lol

    peace
    some funny shit

    i know that me, check two and rzarectah arent the only ones wit embarrassing or funny stories so drop ur stories

    were all fam here

    it seems that me, check, rzarectah are the only ones hu arent virgins

    ROTLMFAO

    jokes

    drop some of ur stories

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    Everything?You didn't finish..........
    You'd have to pm me for that info. It gets pretty hardcore.

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    all my friends was outside chillin and i had this chic up my room one night right... they all outside smokin and jokin and shit... im knockin boots and shits all good... then my momz is knockin my bedroom door talkin bout what yall doin up in there. im dick deep upside the broad and i can hear my friends outside laughin at my mom.. meanwhile my mom is steady bangin on the door while im tryin to get my nut. basically im like, "ummm.. we talkin"!!! LMAO... shit was crazy funny. so i finish up and me and the hunny go back outside and cats are starin and laughin and shit. was all good tho cause i got me a good nut!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by born invincible
    all my friends was outside chillin and i had this chic up my room one night right... they all outside smokin and jokin and shit... im knockin boots and shits all good... then my momz is knockin my bedroom door talkin bout what yall doin up in there. im dick deep upside the broad and i can hear my friends outside laughin at my mom.. meanwhile my mom is steady bangin on the door while im tryin to get my nut. basically im like, "ummm.. we talkin"!!! LMAO... shit was crazy funny. so i finish up and me and the hunny go back outside and cats are starin and laughin and shit. was all good tho cause i got me a good nut!!!!
    Man your mom SO knew you were fucking. Awesome story man HAHA.

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    It wasn't me though, but umm....

    Well this guy and his girl live by a ground floor apartment in town (the avenues, were there are flats). Its summer so this guy starts having sex with his girl on their bed, performing all the moves (general stuff)the woman is making all the sounds ) whilst the guy is in unison with the girl. after 30 minutes or so they finish. As he pulls out his penis , he notices that their bedroom glass slide door was open, with a lot of people standing by the road watch a full cinama style view of what they had been doing.Whilst the lace curtains were drawn back, giving exquisite clarity of what was happening (whilst the lights had been slightly dimed to give that classic porn environment) And we were some of the bystanders.

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    This friend of mine (his a photographer)he knows a lot of people in town, even in our neighborhood. When we walk with him you know he always delays us. But he has a number of customers. So we are in town, going about our generall business doing nothing for the weekend (just pushing time on the watch). And we are up town in the avenues (by the area were there are "lodges" )were backpackers can spend a evening or two (those who can't afford hotels or motels), they are always Nigerians in that area or Congolese. So he enters this "lodge" we all know that its a lodge were prostitutes live, us innocently thinking he is atteding to a customer he took photos (not porn-just family photos). After some time (we send someone to go check on him) so this other friend (a girl) goes to the room were he had gone to call them. then she comes back and says he will be with us shortly (you know how it is in prostitues houses- that you can be practicing sex, whilst another girl comes to ask for condoms- or says don't make to much noise shes trying to sleep "she just had a number of clients, another is coming soon"), so he comes out and we ask him what took him so long ("where you taking photos till this time-his like yah"), so we're like anyway lets go, then the girl he was fucking runns saying hey you forgot your other condom, you only wore two when we were fucking, those ones i threw away in the toilet,since some sperm dropped on your shirt ( and for sure he had a wet spot on his shirt).And there are no water taps in that room!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    dam yall wrote books


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    i couldnt get it up

    she left
    your mother's dick

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