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    this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

    some of em were crackers

    heres one to start off

    chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
    so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
    so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

    so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

    but this is the bad part

    the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
    so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
    n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
    so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

    i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

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    fuk a pregnant bitch my dicks so quik it makes sparks//
    dipped my dik in acid and left the baby with a birthmark - Khrome Khaliba

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    Oh my dear lord. That's actually not that bad just fucking hilarious. To tell the truth, of all the sexual experiences i've had, which really isn't a lot but it's something, have been just fine.

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    once i was having sex with my ex and her dad walked in, i was completely inside her
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    there was this one time the dude who didnt speak any english with a dick that resembled a sharpie

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    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
    SIIIIIIIIIICK DUDE!!

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    hahahhahaha check two killed it
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    checks pimpin old bitches for inheritance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Mayoya
    hahahhahaha check two killed it
    Uh hell yea lmao! YO knok that is mad embarrasing to lol

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    check two u a funny mutherfukah

    had me lmfao for ages

    keep em goin

    or is every1 embarrassed

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    my style and flow is dark like afghanistan dungeons//
    im about to blow up like seven parts of central london - Khrome Khaliba

    You beatin me is physically and psychological impossible// like paraplegic patients dreamin of walkin horizontal - Khrome Khaliba

    fuk a pregnant bitch my dicks so quik it makes sparks//
    dipped my dik in acid and left the baby with a birthmark - Khrome Khaliba

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    Default Re: worst sexual incounters

    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

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    this one happened to me about hour ago

    i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
    were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
    i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
    her big bruva comes stormin into the room
    Lol
    as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
    he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
    cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
    she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
    LMFAO

    its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

    Bless, 1


    my style and flow is dark like afghanistan dungeons//
    im about to blow up like seven parts of central london - Khrome Khaliba

    You beatin me is physically and psychological impossible// like paraplegic patients dreamin of walkin horizontal - Khrome Khaliba

    fuk a pregnant bitch my dicks so quik it makes sparks//
    dipped my dik in acid and left the baby with a birthmark - Khrome Khaliba

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knok-A-Fella
    this one happened to me about hour ago

    i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
    were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
    i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
    her big bruva comes stormin into the room
    Lol
    as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
    he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
    cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
    she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
    LMFAO

    its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

    Bless, 1
    I think that'd be awesome for you IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???
    eyah..what happend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianOne
    So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???
    lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age?

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