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    Quote Originally Posted by Legato
    if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
    you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
    inside and outside the bedroom.
    ^the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legato
    if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
    you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
    inside and outside the bedroom. But you kinda young still so you got room to grown B.
    I don't know about that......I have never been "sprung" before.



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    man i was trying to fuck my girlfriend and my friend came over to her house and we was naked on the bed then the fuck says can i watch and i said leave you fuck and he says oh its cool ill just go under the bed....what the fuck is that. he'll go under the bed, i mean fuck. and now whenver i see him i sock him in his fat ethi tits. fuck fuck fuck.

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    LOL suuuuuuuuure, aren't you 13? then again, I started dabbin in this shit when I was 14....but yeah lol i woulda beat the shit outta him and kicked him out

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    I was expecting many funny stories but all I hear is stupid pointless arguing. Fuckers.

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    In all seriousness Check, you don't look or seem like the type of guy who ever beat anything besides his dick. Fermez-vous.

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    Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.

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    lol How would you know Skale? You never met me before. Go watch an Expos game.

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    insert picture of generic nonthreatening bearded white guy here

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    TO CHARGIN SOLDIER

    i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

    theres no point arguein wit a breh hu tinks hes always right n dont except any1 elses views or points

    so fuk it

    Bless ,1


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    Quote Originally Posted by AcidPhosphate69
    Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.
    hahahhahaha wow amazing story
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    Skale, when did I have a beard? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knok-A-Fella
    TO CHARGIN SOLDIER

    i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

    theres no point arguein wit a breh hu tinks hes always right n dont except any1 elses views or points

    so fuk it

    Bless ,1
    I knew you'd see it my way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skale
    insert picture of generic nonthreatening bearded white guy here


    no wait, he looks pretty threatening
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two
    Skale, when did I have a beard? lol
    so you are a nonthreatening white guy?

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