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    Teen Finds Fried ‘Brain’ in Box of KFC

    A British teen was enjoying a "Gladiator box meal" at his local KFC when he suddenly stumbled onto something he didn't order.

    "I threw it down onto my tray immediately. It looked like a brain," 19-year-old Ibrahim Langoo of Essex told The Sun. "I suddenly felt grim and really sick."

    Ibrahim snapped a quick pic of the unidentified fried object and uploaded the evidence to Facebook. "For all those that wanted to show their friends and families, here is the reason to never go to KFC ever again," he captioned the photo.

    A KFC spokesperson reached for comment by The Sun said the fast food company reviewed the unappetizing "prize" and concluded that it is most likely a kidney, "and not a brain as claimed."

    KFC expressed their sincere apology to Ibrahim for having inadvertently served him Chicken Surprise, and offered the teen vouchers for a free meal.

    But Ibrahim probably won't be cashing them in anytime soon.

    "I never want to eat KFC again - in Colchester or anywhere else," he told The Sun. "I'll eat chicken at home, where I can see how it's been prepared."







    Source - http://gawker.com/5973918/teen-finds...-in-box-of-kfc

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    you already know that shit is foul, but damn. i'd pass out like a bitch if i bit into some shit like that.

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    That's what you get for eating kfc



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    Gross.

    Stopped eating kfc many many yrs ago. I can't exactly say when. Probably close to 10 yrs.

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    they opened the first (and only) flavor flav's chicken & ribs here in michigan, so I'm good

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    are caucasian wutang muslims allowed to eat ribs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DANNY WINTERS View Post
    are caucasian wutang muslims allowed to eat ribs?
    arabs are caucasians...

    the proper terminology youre looking for is "redneck cracker"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DANNY WINTERS View Post
    are caucasian wutang muslims allowed to eat ribs?
    ribs are too messy. I'm only there for the fried chicken

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    We may have our differences, and we joke around, but it's mainly lighthearted, harmless fun, however I won't have you talking shit about ribs. you crossed a line.

    Ribs are delicious. end of story.
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    I think most ribs are pork, not beef. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    most ribs that you see out there are pork. Beef ribs are also delicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    Gross.

    Stopped eating kfc many many yrs ago. I can't exactly say when. Probably close to 10 yrs.
    The store bought deep fried chicken that you heat up in the oven is much better IMO

    KFC is like 90% breaded skin, 10% meat

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    Quote Originally Posted by DANNY WINTERS View Post
    most ribs that you see out there are pork. Beef ribs are also delicious
    true.
    but beef ribs are much more tricky to cook right. they can get fucked up way easier and be all rubbery & shit.




    but fuck this little pussy.
    you got a fucking brain in your 3 piece. your eating a dead animal.

    spit it the fuck out & finish your goddamned food. or eat it. it might be delicious.

    shit, rich crackers and others pay to eat fresh brains from a animal they kill themselves.


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    What may be more worrying is I'm not sure chicken brains are even as big as what's in that picture...

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    on a side note,

    lol @ chicken wings costing more per pound than chicken breasts these days.



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