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    The next assignment is to have the parents teach their children how to count to potato.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ View Post
    small 'p' on practise
    and it's 'practise' not 'practices'
    small 'w' on 'writing'
    small 'i' on 'instructions'
    colon after the word 'this'
    small 'a' on 'address'
    missing the word 'the' or 'your' between 'paper' and 'teacher'
    'handwriting' is one word
    semi-colon between 'home' and 'get'
    'returned' should say 'return'
    'there' should be 'their'
    'you're' should be 'your'



    there's actually 12 errors in that letter of only 7 sentences.
    Since when do people in America spell practice with an 'S"? Ya dumb fuckin' bitch.
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    you're the dumb one for spelling the verb the same way as the noun, but even if you do, the word should have been 'practice' (singular) with a small 'p' and not 'Practices' (plural). that's still 12 errors in a letter of only 7 sentences.

    if i'm a dumb fucking bitch then some of your school teachers are a lot worse off.
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    In America the verb and the noun are spelled the same way. See for yourself.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/practice

    http://www.world-english.org/practise_practice.htm

    ^^^According to this, a very small minority observe the distinction in America, but I find you hardly a "small minority".
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    yeah, i just looked.

    but still, it should have been singular and not plural.
    Last edited by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ; 02-05-2013 at 03:34 AM.
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    Decipher, son.


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    also, that letter switches between second and third person and it shouldn't. One minute it addresses the parents as the second person and the next it addresses the student as the second person. No consistency.
    Last edited by Ol' Dirty Trixˣ; 02-05-2013 at 07:22 AM.
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    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

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    Decipher, son.


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    Are you an english teacher? Why do you give a fuck ya silly bum?

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    I'd be deeply disappointed if that person was teaching my child.

    I'm not a teacher but I'd be even more disappointed if I were to correct the teacher and then have my child tell me that I'm wrong and the teacher is right cos he/she is a teacher.
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    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

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    Decipher, son.


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    these teachers need to smarten up



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    another thing, the teacher also writes in first person and in third person. no consistency.

    that letter is all kinds of wrong.
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    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    How would you have written this letter Trix?






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