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    maybe you take reality to seriously..

    dont u like kfc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post
    maybe you take reality to seriously..

    dont u like kfc?

    you want some KFC ?

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    dont fucks with kfc, or chicken..

    maybe you need to play teh Dorner gaem.

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    You only eat chicken from popeyes and not KFC ?

    Why not ?

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    -Legal loophole could prevent $1 million reward money from being claimed


    http://news.yahoo.com/legal-loophole...opstories.html



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    CNN has been cashing in on Christopher Dorner's death. There'll be a 10:00pm special in regards to his rampage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    -Legal loophole could prevent $1 million reward money from being claimed


    http://news.yahoo.com/legal-loophole...opstories.html

    I never thought the cops was gonna give it out, and it looks like it might not happen. I was thinking of that for different reasons though.

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    I would have helped dorner for free

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    that ain't the way to handle shit


    corrupt cops is still there being corrupt

    and unarmed niggas is still gonna get shot this year


    gunning people down is never the answer......unless they are brain eating zombies

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHETTO GOD View Post
    I would have helped dorner for free

    i think i co sign this.. not sure tho.. but im more likely to help those who try and expose the corrupt system we call democracy... than those who enforce that tyrannical system


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    >cops chasing suspect on motorcycle at 2:00 AM
    >suspect losses the cops in an apartment complex
    >cops see the motorcycle outside an apartment
    >cops don't identify themselves as cops and start banging on the door of apartment
    >apartment resident is like why the fuck is someone banging on my door at 2:00AM
    >the door doesn't have a peephole
    >resident gets gun and opens the door
    >police see gun and kill resident
    >family sues
    >police chief says lol cops don't need to identify themselves because tactical advantage. if you defend yourself from an attacker who never identifies himself as a cop, they can kill you or if you survive you go to jail
    >judge upholds this

    Remember citizen, cops can kill you and anytime for any reason and get away with it. Don't you dare try to defend yourselves either.

    http://www.wesh.com/news/central-flo....html#comments

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    fried chicken jokes in 2013? smdh

    whoever made that game needs to update their racism

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post
    cant fault your logic, again..

    but i doubt it would have gone to court..let alone a fair just trial

    on teh bright side.. i found this!

    4chan Creates Chris Dorner's Last Stand Shooter Game

    It's pretty stupid. You can't be surprised by this.



    http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/12797/article//


    free download on Windows





    video description



    4chan can make better games in 10 hours than EA can make in a year.
    Download:
    http://www.mediafire.com/?yjqks68c7m6...
    Windows only

    PS: Yes, you can win this game. The boss is hard, takes around 100 shots to kill, but you can if you have a good enough strategy.

    Controls:
    WASD Move
    Mouse Shoot

    Kill the racist cops to get ammo and find KFC
    KFC heals you up to 200%

    The song at the title is Pump It by Black Eye Peas, which is a shitty cover that totally destroyed Miserlou and I just added it for the sake of enhancing the bad taste of the joke
    The main game song is Nigga Nigga Nigga by Gangsta Rap
    The Boss song is Terminator 2 Theme
    NOW STOP ASKING THE NAME OF THE SONGS

    The SWAT team didn't want the news chopper to come too close, because it would reveal their Terminator robot mech.


    back to article;


    The last moments of Christopher Dorner, a former police officer in Los Angeles, gripped the nation for a few seemingly long, but oddly compelling days. Dorner was wanted for four murders in California, including two police officers, and had been on the run from police since Feb. 3. The manhunt ended on Tuesday with the log cabin where Dorner was allegedly holed up being set on fire, and the fugitive not emerging.
    Since then, Dorner has become sort of a hero for people on the Internet, who have been calling him a "victim" of the police. This apparently includes 4chan, known for creating quick games in response to current events, and who have immortalized the man in a Doom-inspired shooter called Chris Dorner's Last Stand.
    The game is available for free download on Windows, and just so you don't have to waste some good time playing it, here's the rundown.
    You play as Chris Dorner, who is in a log cabin surrounded by police officers who are trying to shoot at you. Your goal is to kill them, collecting ammo they drop and the occasional KFC chicken bucket, which restores your health (never said this game was classy). The game has multiple difficulties, and in each, the action progresses as more officers enter the cabin and try to shoot you and for some reason the place sets on fire.
    If you make it to the end, the final boss is a Terminator. If you defeat the Governator a screen comes up that says "You can't corner the Dorner."
    If I have to gave some credit, it would be that the game actually presents a challenge, even on lower difficulties. It's fairly fast-paced, and you need to utilize certain strategies in order to defeat the NPC's and especially the final boss.
    The game only has some value, however, if you agree that Dorner was a victim in this whole situation. Dorner is the hero, and you are playing as him. The subtext underlying Last Stand paints the police as monsters in the same way that the aliens in Doom were your antagonists. You are an action hero who is able to take down entire forces, and even defeat the Terminator (for some reason). Even worse is that the police are extremely racist, and are dropping you KFC chicken.
    Without the subtext, the game is pretty stupid and brainless, as well as racist. If you disagree with the Internet consensus, then the game can be downright insulting. The music is obnoxious and annoying, including a song by Gangsta Rap that contains some... interesting lyrics.
    Whatever your opinion, users on 4chan made it, and Reddit made it popular. It happens. Nothing you can do about it.
    Wasn't made by 4chan. Something awful probably.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Simon Hurt View Post
    fried chicken jokes in 2013? smdh

    whoever made that game needs to update their racism
    I'm almost always reheat my leftovers, and I really prefer my food to be hot, but fried chicken is the exception.

    Cold fried chicken is the shit.

    Thank you for taking the time to read some of my personal thoughts about chicken.
    --youreallfags.


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    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    If fried chicken jokes hurt your feelings then its still an effective and viable tenet of racism.

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