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    Default what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    well,back in the day,this one chick i was dating choked on my dick and nearly died while giving me head and claimed i did it intentionally cause previously that day,she had got me mad

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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    Some chick broke up with me cuz she found it strange i was fucking her mother and sisters too. Stupid b*tch.
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    you've taken the graveyard name to far crisp.

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    LOL Gravey

    To be honest, and not bragging, but......I never got dumped really......well ok, this one time, I made out with a fucking gorgeous latina chick, and the next day she said "it was only for last night"
    And that was really my only experience with getting dumped.....Girls do not dump me, i'm fucking cassanova
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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    sadly i have never gotten dumped for a dumb reason. girls gotta work things out sometimes, so do i so we've never broken up for silly reasons.

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    I got dumped by this one chick, because I refused to kiss her with morning breath.
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    Besides, I only had but some Nickles and Dimes
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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    I never got dumped. lol. I always dump people, if I don't like them anymore.

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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    I got dumped for having sexual relations with her 11 year old sis. . .





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    sure you are jasper


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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    i got dumped once because i slapped her in the face with my dick and she got a black eye and broke her nose. she said im too abusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUNZINI
    sure you are jasper
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    When I was A teenager I was dating this petite phillipino girl and she was a Virgin...one day we were making out and she was stroking my bulge so I pulled it out and she said "YOU AIN"T PUTTING THAT IN ME!" I laughed it off but the following week she broke up with me and some rich smallish whitekid popped that cherry... Damn that shit had me flipped out I was like what? because she told me about it on the phone after we broke up. Then she said she was sorry maybe we can go out again... I fucking threw the phone out the window. The next time I saw that girl was at a catholic school dance and she was like Hiiiiiii Beeeeeeen trying to be all sweet when I seen her . I smiled and said whats up you little whore and kept walking...she turned red and did'nt bother to go to the dance because she knew I would've put her on flame broil

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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    Only time i got dumped was because she got engaged



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    Default Re: what are some of the dumbest reasons you have ever gotten dumped for

    Only once but that was because she committed suicide. We won't dabble too much into that tho.
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