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    Talking Oh Shit! hide the marzipan!

    Dane free! Thats right fuckers, i have been realesed from prision; but before i start things off. I am required to say the following by my PO. to razersharp im sorry i pissed on your cat. To palehorse sorry i road you so hard could have sworn you liked it. To blackula sorry i was such a moocher, could haver sworn that was my OJ. To cilvarings. Sorry i drove into your living Room and threatend to blow the place, i mean the car wasn't realy even armed. To wargod sorry you such a bad rapper, what thats an apology. To the rest of the wu corp sorry i forgot you alls names. Now that we got that out of the way. What i missed? I imagine just the same old shit. oh the reason for the bann by the way was becouse; i make the earth cry tears off joy.

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    Nice to see you all still care. Hay i havnt even ot started, still not quite on a pc yet, but when do....hay think i can get back into my KTL.... Were was i... oh yeah! ... I forgott. so were the marzipan? Hay is that ed back yet i miss my old bitch burger. Ok so im a little tipsy and on a cell phone, im a father now yep thats right theirs a litle clone of me [alt +3]

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    Oh shit style i forgot about you. I O U an apology dont i. Sorry for taking you mom out to a nice sea food dinner; followed by a rendition of vanessa, and nnever talking to her again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dokuro View Post
    Dane free! Thats right fuckers, i have been realesed from prision;.
    PRISON REALY MEANS INSANE HOME LIKE WARCLOUD YOUR NOT GANGSTA ENOUGH TO BE A CRIMINIAL BUT ID LIKE TO WELCOME U HOME U NON PUSSY GETTIN ASS NIGGa


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    LOL whats this about

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    welcome back Dokuro.


    you need to update your 2012 ron paul handle

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post
    welcome back Dokuro.


    you need to update your 2012 ron paul handle
    just dump it; stop caring about Paul; i did.

    You know i still have cited blocked. Let me guess what his saying. Blah blah gangsta, blah blah pussy; blah blah my dicks to small; so in order to build my confidence i have to bigen my self up on an internet forum; by by insinuate others are less of men then me, blah blah wheres my teddy bear.

    Did i get it right, or did he grow-up some?
    Last edited by Dokuro; 02-18-2013 at 05:56 PM.

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    i've never cared for him, or any politician,...

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    oh! and if your wondering abut the Marzipan reference. i have been listen to the jean Grea mix tape for like ever now; for some reason i just keep falling back to it.


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    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?





    A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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    Q: why was the catchup bottle red?

    A: because i went up sunny head for trying to be a better non sequitur then me. Failing miserably i might add.


    Oh and my PO couldn't do nothing to get my to give you an apology; i was willing to spend the next 90 years. you Cheese burger.


    yes calling people cheese burgers are insults... do you even know me.

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