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    Quote Originally Posted by Machine Gun Funk View Post
    that jean grae tape was actually dope.
    ...are you actually insinuating that she has Taps that are not dope. Pishaa

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    Basic Marzipan is a great all-purpose marzipan recipe for dipping in chocolate, using in recipes, or forming figurines. Using this as a base, you can color, flavor, or form marzipan into many different candies or decorations. If you're simply looking to eat the marzipan, cutting it into squares is the easiest way to serve it.
    Ingredients:


    • 2 cups granulated sugar
    • 1/8 tsp cream of tartar
    • 4 cups ground almonds (or almond meal)
    • 2 egg whites
    • Powdered sugar for dusting

    Preparation:

    1. Prepare a workspace by sprinkling powdered sugar over a marble slab, wooden cutting board, or large baking sheet. Fill your sink or a large bowl with cold water.
    2. Place the sugar and 2/3 cup water in a large heavy saucepan and heat gently, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
    3. Add the cream of tartar and turn up the heat. Bring to a boil and cover, boiling, for 3 minutes.
    4. Uncover and boil until the temperature reaches soft-ball stage, 240 degrees on a candy thermometer.
    5. Place the bottom of the saucepan in the cold water you’ve prepared, stirring the sugar mixture constantly until it becomes thick and creamy.
    6. Stir in the ground almonds and the egg whites, the place back over low heat and stir for 2 minutes more until the mixture is thick.
    7. Spoon the marzipan onto your prepared work surface, and turn it with a metal spatula until it cools down enough to touch.
    8. Coat your hands in powdered sugar and begin to knead the marzipan, working it until it is smooth and pliant.
    9. Your marzipan can now be used immediately or stored by wrapping it in plastic wrap and keeping it in an airtight container.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dokuro View Post
    Q: why was the catchup bottle red?

    A: because i went up sunny head for trying to be a better non sequitur then me. Failing miserably i might add.


    Oh and my PO couldn't do nothing to get my to give you an apology; i was willing to spend the next 90 years. you Cheese burger.


    yes calling people cheese burgers are insults... do you even know me.


    BO0O0o !

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    Like how Bunny Winters is having a convo with Rat Sole's secondary. Not the least bit surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Swanson View Post
    Like how Bunny Winters is having a convo with Rat Sole's secondary. Not the least bit surprised.





    robbie took a short hiatus because he was like

    "come on you guys......my chin isn't that big"

    and we was like




































































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    Is that the kid from Gummo?

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    nah ..... it's the kid from wu corp

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