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    Default Tit surgeons, the forgotten artists of our times

    I think it's unfair that for decades tit surgeons have been carrying out God's work here on Earth and contributing more to society than just about any other profession I can think of, and yet they receive no credit for it.

    Can anybody out there name one single tit surgeon?

    I can't.

    Can anybody out there name any women with awesome surgically enhanced tits?

    I could name thousands. I bet you could name a few too.

    But what about the person who sculpted them? Don't they deserve some recognition? A girl with awesome fake tits will have appreciation shown for her tits every day of her life. She'll receive compliments for them, get preferential treatment from males because of them (and rightly so), and be the envy of other females because of them.

    But what about the poor fucker who created them? They'll never receive any acknowledgement for their fine work. Maybe the girl will tell her close friends about him/her, but nobody else will ever know his/her name. It's not like you go to a site where there are pictures and/or videos of girls with awesome fake tits, where people can comment on them, and people are like "yeah, that looks like a Bob Jones job. Man he's a great tit surgeon". Or "I wasn't into her before she got a tit job, but my word Jane Smith made her hot by sculpting those incredible tits for her".

    Not very fair is it?


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    I'm anti tit job unless there is noticeable deflation and sagging. Most women who get them don't need them, and they look stupid as fuck. Tits aren't supposed to look like 3/4 of a basketball with an eraser on the end. They are supposed to be teardrop shaped. Most tit docs can't pull that shit off.


    The best tit jobs I ever saw were Hillary Scott, and Ava Addams.
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    The worst is Christina Aguilera
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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    I'm anti tit job unless there is noticeable deflation and sagging. Most women who get them don't need them, and they look stupid as fuck. Tits aren't supposed to look like 3/4 of a basketball with an eraser on the end. They are supposed to be teardrop shaped. Most tit docs can't pull that shit off.
    Absolute blasphemy.

    Do you know 90's porn legend, Celeste? Her tits were breath taking and looked totally natural. Natural shape/bounce/hang etc. I only found out the other day that she had implants when I saw some screen caps for some of her pre-implant scenes.

    Flat girls who get implants often look silly (although still a hell of a lot better than being flat). Even small tittied girls who get them often look too fake. But there is nothing better on this planet (and I'm not just talking about tits here), than girls who already have big tits and get implants to improve them.


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    First time ever I agree with Brock. Real tits are, well, the tits. I hate fake ones.

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    Hillary Scott is such a bad ass whore.

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    Fake tits, for the most part, are no good. Perhaps I'm a for giving judge of natural titties, but I tend to enjoy them for what they are.

    That said, maybe it the bitch had horribly asymmetrical titties or some hideous tribal gargoyle titties, then I can understand.

    As a rule fake titties look weird and scary, and they also feel wrong. One of my favorite things about titties is their texture, which even across the natural spectrum, can vary.

    Fake titties have an odd, lifeless hardness, as well as unnatural movement. THere are of course exceptions, that would challenge even the most-skilled of breast connoisseurs, but they again, exceptions.

    So, B-ROck, I agree with your words...BUT am somewhat confused, as the majority of women you post as attractive are porn stars with odd, bulbous fake titties. Explain yourself.

    And while I may have came off as harsh, it is more about my love for real titties than hatred of fake ones. I would still much rather slap around and spit on some fake titties than jack off to some real ones.
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    I dont know why women think having their tits done is gonna change their life. What god blessed you with is whats best, unless theyre all saggy and retarded.

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    prefer au natural,


    but i guess girls who have implants

    just want one thing


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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post
    prefer au natural,


    but i guess girls who have implants

    just want one thing
    so you think cos a woman has breast implants that automatically means she wants to be in porn?

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    lol at taking me seriously


    i would say they are just attention whores

    they have fuck all to offer, besides molded bits of silicon.

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    follow you dreams bro.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post
    follow you dreams bro.

    You dream about that?

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