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    mmmm hmm

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    I wish Alex Jones would disclose where he got that stunning vintage wardrobe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    I wish Alex Jones would disclose where he got that stunning vintage wardrobe...





    epic shit from ED

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hugo_Chavez


    Hugo Chavez

    This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT CHAVEZ IS DEAD AND THE US WILL BE IN THEIR BASES TAKING THEIR OIL!!!1


    Chavez, seen here using his super-vision to predict 9/11.



    Baldy Chavez wants to look like a wrestler!


    Hugo Chávez was formerly the President of Venezuela, hero and famous IRL troll. He was elected president of Venezuela forever since 1998 and on. According to Conservapedia he was a repressive dictator, so you can ignore this statement.
    Also, he was a suspected member of the Ultraviolet News Network. He actually drank two dozen cups of hydrogen peroxide a day and has a bad cocaine habit given by Evo Morales in exchange of the oil, medical resources that he gifts to Bolivia.


    Contents




    Early years


    Chavez in his youth.


    Chávez was born in Florida to Josefina Chavez and Samuel Prescott Bush. Samuel Bush was a railroad executive and an asswipe who never acknowledged responsibility for lil Hugo's birth. So Chávez had to flee the country since his older brother Prescott Bush put a price on his head. Thus, Chavez took revenge on our beloved ex-president, W.




    I'm going to fill the pages of the history, by myself because Mr. Bush, Washington, the CIA, the FBI, la KGB, and the NBA are trying to kill me.

    Hugo Chavez, Speaking about USA


    Actually, he was butthurt because his parents were lazy fucks who didn't do shit to earn any money, so he hated everybody with money, so his master plan is to put everybody in the same echonomic level he was when he was young: Extreme Poverty
    Relationship with Fidel Castro


    "Hmmm... your chest is hard, Chavito!"


    Chavez declared Cuban President Fidel Castro as his BFF and their relationship has been much discussed. Castro has helped Chavez build a powerful army of chupacabras. According to Ann Coulter, they're two gayboys, but that frigid bitch says that about every liberal guy on this planet.
    What is beyond doubt is that once Fidel would be six feet under, Chavez would take over as the leading critic of the U.S., and so Yankees will never get to live in a world without hate from poor, repressed banana republics.


    The Pat Robertson Controversy



    I know everything about assassination, and if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don’t think any oil shipments will stop.

    —Pat Robertson, on The 69 Club.


    After this statement, good Christian Pat Robertson said that he had been drinking heavily and that he actually didn't mean that Chavez should be pwned, just that somebody should take a M1903A4 rifle with a M84 sight and blow his head up. Upon hearing all this hullabaloo, Chavez inquired "Who's Pat Robertson?"


    Offense to Satan


    Where's your Satan now?.


    The day after George W. Bush addressed the same session of the U.N. General Assembly, Chavez trolled with the following:
    "The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of."
    At that point, Chavez made the sign of the cross, positioned his hands as if praying and looked briefly up to the ceiling. He continued:
    "Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, teh President of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as teh devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world."
    Satan didn't like the comparison one bit. Neither did the American media, whose reactions have led leftards to declare it one of the worst examples of IRL trolling in history.
    Countertrolling


    Juan Carlos becomes a meme



    Remembering good moments.


    Chavez became the victim of a vicious IRL countertrolling at the hands of King Juan Carlos I of Spain, a member of the House of Bourbon which has been in power since last Thursday. Having a lot more experience in the MMORPG known as international diplomacy, King Juan Carlos quite rightly told Chavez to "STFU u noob fgt" at the Ibero-American summit. Some Spanish faggot then made the sound clip into a ringtone and sold it to Jamster, where it became more popular among the Spanish than Crazy Frog. But nobody gives a shit about the Spanish.
    Chavez then was trolled by his own people when they voted not to give him perpetual ops in #Venezuela. It is suspected, however, that this is the result of a conspiracy by the Illuminati and the Jews. Chavez has been recovering from the butthurt by playing xbawks under the handle xXxCaUdIlLoxXx while huffing jenkem.
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    My personalView, the man is a fucking legend, he has empowered his own people, given them the keys to the countries resources, thus stopping the exploitation of Venezuala, the globalists had no say in his country.

    the future looks bright.. will be like a collective democracy due to the peoples of venezuala standing by the term. i am Chavez.

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    Hugo Chávez was formerly the President of Venezuela, hero and famous IRL troll
    Haha

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    it takes a big person to end poverty.

    r.i.p. chavez.
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    Decipher, son.


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    I thought the crime rate skyrocketed after he took over?
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    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    it's funny, because he DID help combat poverty, but also fucked up the country for the future and cracked down on already-limited personal freedoms in Venezuela

    But if you say fuck america, every wu-tang fan on the internet will immediately suck your cock regardless.
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    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    can you explain how he's fucked up the country?
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    He devalued the shit out of their currency while simultaneously increasing inflation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    and for a group of internet scholars so worried about personal liberty and government control...he centralized and increased executive power, seized control of the media, and squashed anyone who dare speak out against him.

    And none of this means that the USA isn't totally lame or whatever, but wu-corp's sole criteria for being "a great man" is saying "Teh USA sux, dood", and that is one of many reasons why you all are stupid.
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    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    i wasn't thinking of america, i was thinking of the poor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    yea the poor, help the poor, and the homeless shelter specially...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Danny Kid View Post
    He devalued the shit out of their currency while simultaneously increasing inflation.

    not true

    inflation pre Chavez was about 50% a year.

    inflation during Chavez, has been less than half of that, the last three years it has stayed around 20%(last year 22%)


    your other post, he did what he did so multinational corps couldnt rape his country, thats the real reason why america hated him, cos he refused to get ass fucked by the globalists, he has given the power (and wealth.. check his 25 year plans) to the people,

    the whole world has seen what globalist imperialism does.

    why the fuck would any country want that evil let into its own country??

    for sourced FACTS
    please check

    http://www.democracynow.org/2013/3/6..._leader_leaves

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