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    Lmfao pedo bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by LIL B, DRAKE View Post
    U SHOULD HAVE GOT THE GS4 OR NOTE 2 LIKE THE GODs BUT INSTEAD YA BEEN ACTING LIKE THE BROADS

    I DOWNLOADED THIS LIVE WALLPAPER NAMED SHAKE THEM ALL



    AND SET UP MY CARTOONS TO BE THE PEDO BEAR





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    ^THIS BITCH HAS PERFECT TITS HOLY SHIT & AND A NICE ASS
    I got a 3DS, so I don't need all that pussysniffing faggotry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    I got a 3DS


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    Lie 1: all men are XL

    In porn movies most actors have large penises. "While this is true, the myth here is the belief that it is normal," says Dr. Fabián Gómez, specialist urologist sex and Boston Scientific Advisor Medical Group. "Those proportions are not as common man. It is important to clarify this issue to avoid invidious comparisons and future frustrations on the man and the couple, "he adds.

    Lie 2: go to business men ... And women like!

    In the porn usually see how the relationship ends quickly without stopping the genitals kissing, fondling, or any type of foreplay. "The explicit sex is that, devoid of erotic pure sex, that is, of all the condiments that enhance a sexual encounter. What you do not see is the time it takes the actors in 'hot' to be convincing on camera. Do not forget that is film and, as such, the story must dispense accessory circumstances, "warns Dr. Walter Ghedin, psychiatrist and sexologist.

    Lie 3: all endings are happy

    "We often see that the male actor ejaculates large amount of semen. It is the normal average for the population, since the usual amount of ejaculate is 1.5 to 4 ml. "Explains Gomez. With women, something similar happens. "Female ejaculation is a whitish, sometimes abundant, occurring before or during orgasm. Not all women have this type of secretion and therefore there is no pathology, is a physiological response that may appear or not, "explains Ghedin.

    Lie 4: practice the human dish

    "In XXX movies we can see various positions for intercourse. Keep in mind that the actors and actresses are trained for such roles. There are positions that are really uncomfortable and visually stunning, but that does not necessarily make sex more enjoyable, but quite the opposite, "says Gomez.

    Lie 5: all women are multi-orgasmic

    Female characters often make exaggerated display arrival climax. "In reality, the orgasmic response is changing: it is sometimes intense pleasure, sometimes poorer multiorgasmos sometimes there and sometimes not. In order, the sexual response is variable and is influenced by factors such as stress, the desire and the sexual prowess of the couple, the type of stimulation received, menstrual cycle phase and routine "lists Ghedin.

    Lie 6: the stronger sex likes all

    In porn films you can see many violent sex scenes (hard sex) or are really aggressive. "According to my experience, the vast majority of patients and their partners prefer to be treated with gentleness and sweetness to perform the sexual act, or at most with great intensity and ardor, but not violently," says Gomez.

    Lie 7: all have at home a sex toy

    "In porn movies are certain fetish objects: erotic lingerie, stylish shoes, fishnet stockings and costumes, among others. So impressive scenery "describes Ghedin.

    Lie 8: improvise a threesome is very easy

    Imagine a porn movie scene: the woman finds her partner having sex with her friend and joined a trio to practice. Dr. Gomez is responsible demystify "think about the absurdity of the situation and let's get her to everyday life: what if your partner is having sex with us our friend / or? Is it more feasible to add to the bed or we eliminate from your life? "

    Lie 9: gay men are "male" and lesbian "man make"

    "In the public aimed at gay porn men are stylized, muscular, macho stereotype of strong and well endowed. The foreplay is very short and the relationship is intended to penetration, which is not true in reality as well, "said Ghedin. With lesbian relationships also lies. The reason: men consume like watching two or more women having sex. "Movies do not show the reality and always exposed to one of them 'making man', ie taking an active role, and another woman with a passive role," says the doctor.

    Lie 10: pizza delivery is a potential lover

    In XXX, maids, gardeners, secretaries and sellers, just to give some examples, are always beautiful and spectacular physical. Not only that, but they are also willing to have sex with him / the protagonist. "As you can guess quickly, although it could ever happen to us, this is not usual in real life," says Gomez

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    Quote Originally Posted by LIL B, DRAKE View Post
    It's fun.

    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Swanson View Post
    Bwahahaha that has gotta be one of the funniest covers of all time. Shit had me dying.






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    I like how willie d is laughing to himself because he got another opportunity to play dress up with Bushwick midget Bill

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    I'd like to get Charles Jones input on it.



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    I'll insert a random pm from him instead:



    Willie D has a skit on his Loved By Few, Hated By Many album called Siccness. The skit has 2 black guys talking about him while they're watching a Geto Boys video and one of the guys hates him. Here's what was said.


    Gangsta put me down. Man you like that nigga there man?
    Who? Willie D? Hell yeah. He one of the realest nigga.
    He ain't one of shit. Don't say no shit like that man. Fuck that nigga man LOL.
    Why you hating nigga?
    Fuck that nigga man and i ain't hating. Just fuck that nigga LOL. That nigga riding around town fucking all my bitches LOL. He even fucked Renee man.
    Renee man?
    Yeah he fucked Renee my wife nigga LOL.
    Naw man
    They was in Vegas man at the fight.
    He got some pussy from her? LOL
    That ain't funny man. That nigga fucking all my broads. Pam, Lisa, Angie, everybody man hahahahahahahahahaha. That baldhead, ghetto boy, rap a lot, recognize the real. Man fuck that nigga man. He ain't shit LOL. I can't stand that nigga. That nigga think he balling. When i see that nigga, i got something for that nigga man LOL.



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    i got a blackberry for christmas but its all gay and faggotry because i think its made for office use instead of personal use and it keeps on asking me for an enterprise activation password even though i dont work in an office.


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