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    In the Kung fu sample from Mighy Healthy he says...

    What we do, depends on breath control
    So it's the first thing you must learn
    Fortunately it's easy, you'll soon learn


    I thought for a long time he said birth control.

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    Michael Jacksons Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

    i always thought he was saying

    keep on going to the post office, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough


    i still don't know what he's saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post

    - When I got 'Cuban Linx' and they were talking about wallabies, I thought they meant the iconic Aussie mammals, and I was all like why the fuck do they keep talking about wallabies?
    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    when sons started saying "That's Dope", i thought they were saying "That's Dult" -

    i had in mind that it had something to do with being an adult or something
    haha

    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    Michael Jacksons Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

    i always thought he was saying

    keep on going to the post office, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough


    i still don't know what he's saying
    I always wondered what he was saying there also, apprerently it's "Keep on with the force"...



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    in Prodigy's "Breath" [the band not the rapper]


    i always thought

    "Comeeeee play my game"

    was

    "Dieeeeeeee whiteboyyyy dieeee"

    listen to it as Die Whiteboy Die you'll hear it

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post

    I used to think Gza said "striking niggas with amazing dicks" and then I couldn't figure out the last bit, when he says "striking niggas where the Mason Dixon line cross" in 'Guillotine'. How's a young Aussie supposed to know any better? lolz
    Hahahahahaha. I thought the same the first time I heard GZA's verse on Guillotine.

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    this whole track

    any clues what hes saying?? (please dont watch video as you decipher lyrics)



    ^^ from one of the best epic uk movies of all time.. trainspotting.

    From 3 mins on.. i always use to think they said.. nigga nigga white thing...

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    That line in Ghost's first verse on older gods:

    Straighten the crumbs left on the stove, clothes in my lady hair
    Plus yours the look gold God, the old tainted bald technique
    Got these vestibules designer niggaz in they whips
    jumpin out they seats, eighteen, Bronzeman Part II
    Always thought he was saying "Got these vegetable lasagna niggaz in they whips"

    Apparently the geniuses @ rap genius still believe its that: http://rapgenius.com/Wu-tang-clan-older-gods-lyrics

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    great thread. ive misheard lots of lyrics but the funniest are the ones that just sound gay or sexually perverse.

    wu seem to mention eating eggs a lot, which they seem to equate eggs with ovaries, but where i live and just about anywhere else ive been people call testicles eggs so it always sounded as if wu loved to suck men's balls. also i dont think ur giving oral sex right if ur eating the women's ovaries.

    dirty also said something in going down along the lines of "my style different from urs/ makes young dicks want to drop the drawers" which is very, very wrong.

    people also usually call an erect penis a bone where im from and in "pass the bone" gza tells rza to pass the bone which sounds very gay.

    cappadonna in winter warz says "you can get long dick hip-hop affection" which not only sounds very gay but i think its literally a homosexual suggestion. is capp telling me hes going to be affectionate with his long hip hop dick in my bumhole or whats he trying to say.


    NON-IGS

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    I pretty much misinterpreted all Wu Tang lyrics. Until I visited the KTL forum.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Ghost says hes the black boy george on some joint. I dont even know what the explanation could possibly be for that.

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    My dad told me that back when 'Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds' came out when he was about 13, a kid in his school, who was a bit slow, was walking around singing "meet me in the sky with skyhooks".


    "This is my book, take a look, see if it grabs your attention, with a hook, the queen took the rook, into a new dimension" Tajeco

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