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    Quote Originally Posted by diggy View Post
    Why did Nose make a thread concerning the meat of others getting beat?
    because i'm the SGT. in the ever increasing meat army

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    we see a target point our missiles, then proceed to launch it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    I understand this, but this is the most common solution. The only other solution is to beat your meat.

    it's easier to beat your meat

    can't catch aids doing that

    can't get killed by someones jealous ass husband

    and the shit is free


    don't do it though

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    ^^hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    it's easier to beat your meat

    can't catch aids doing that

    can't get killed by someones jealous ass husband

    and the shit is free


    don't do it though
    This is also true, but you still suggest not doing it. The only time I think you should be your meat is during an emergency, you're thinking about calling that chick you have no business calling, beat your meat. What are 5 benefits to not doing it Mr. delight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    The only time I think you should be your meat

    i would have to have a little hole on the top of my head in order for me to be my meat -


    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    What are 5 benefits to not doing it Mr. delight?

    Mr. Delight ?

    i'm scared now

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    it's easier to beat your meat

    can't catch aids doing that

    can't get killed by someones jealous ass husband

    and the shit is free


    don't do it though
    lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    i would have to have a little hole on the top of my head in order for me to be my meat -





    Mr. Delight ?

    i'm scared now
    Of course you can't be your meat. I meant "beat". And isn't your name sunny? So give the people 5 benefits of not releasing sperm on their chest mr. Delight.

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    This thread took a turn into extreme faggotry

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherSl!me View Post
    This thread took a turn into extreme faggotry
    Yo you got my visitor message? You got the beggaz changing classics vol.1? I'm looking for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    Of course you can't be your meat. I meant "beat". And isn't your name sunny? So give the people 5 benefits of not releasing sperm on their chest mr. Delight.
    the words you wrote there don't smell right

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    hhmmmh.. how you gonna smell with a gas face mask on though ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    the words you wrote there don't smell right
    And yet you've dodged my question for the second time. What are the benefits of not masturbating mr. Delight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    And yet you've dodged my question for the second time. What are the benefits of not masturbating mr. Delight?
    Ask flabby speckled ginger Knowcheeze - aka Captain prostate cancer - aka - red hot dumplings - aka Scott Thompson's kidney stone brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow Dartz View Post
    And yet you've dodged my question for the second time. What are the benefits of not masturbating mr. Delight?
    i ain't dodging your question, i'm just not answering that shit -

    did you read the thread ?

    there is no excuse for meat abuse

    love shouldn't hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD NOSE View Post
    i ain't dodging your question, i'm just not answering that shit -

    did you read the thread ?

    there is no excuse for meat abuse

    love shouldn't hurt
    You're not answering? Then what do you expect. Masturbation will continue, in this world and throughout history people are only going to do shit if there are benefits involved. Lisa Ann has a new scene on naughtyamerica in a few days, lets celebrate!

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