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    ewww - the smell of a thousand mustaches

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    I once attended a masturbation party. Except it was just me in my room jacking off while wearing nothing but a party hat.

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    Mom & Dad raised you to be a pimp?

    And in the meantime you try and build and be righteous.

    Spreading a message of healthy eating and healthy thinking.

    WTF happend? Oh, the hypocrisy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER PAI MEI View Post
    I guess you never seen porn.

    furthermore, if you have such deep rooted homophobia you might as well never leave your home while you live in a plastic bubble, John Travolta.

    Bwahahahaahahah the lack of masterbation is wearing you down. Your balls may explode or you must have some really wet dreams.
    eye ceen porn in the past when eye was mentally dead...

    now that om vibrating at higher frequencies...eye view ALL woman as mah daughter...thus eye don't wanna cee mah daughter getting filmed fucking sum random dude...om the reincarnation of Che Guevara...eye have alot to live up to while trying to not get murdered....

    om not homophobic...eye have a few "gay" friends who could vouche for that....eye just don't wanna be anywhere where theres naked men....om not a fuckin greco roman....

    true...eye don't masterbate...cee thats the bad part of masterbation...that sexual energy COULD be used to actually get REAL FEMALE.....YES...A REAL FEMALE...eye have a few friends that eye been influencing to give up masterbation....and guess what happened....they are pursing REAL LIFE FEMALES

    don't you know theres certain schools of martial arts that require like 6 years of celebacy....you got it twisted....saving semen has improved mah health remarkably....

    lastly....eye don't like outwardly cumming....eye don't.....when eye have sex with a female eye like to stay erect.....absorb her vagina cum...and have INWARD orgasms which are 1000 times better than outward ones....its a bridge to the spirit realm...the best shit is when you having sex with a female and you go into the spirit realm....its a magical place.....space and time are not felt....everything looks like a glowing impressionistic painting...

    anyways....point being...when om dreaming eye think its really happening.....so....eye never have wet dreams because eye don't like to outwardly cum in real life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER PAI MEI View Post

    Says who? You?

    You have no clue, you Knowcheeze.

    LMAO
    eye know its crazy right!!!!

    mah idea of sex is being in a bed with one woman whom om trying to have babies with

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER PAI MEI View Post
    Homophobia is a sign of deep rooted homoerotic feelings. Don't loathe yourself Love thyself.
    have you ever had sex without a condom?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    I once attended a masturbation party. Except it was just me in my room jacking off while wearing nothing but a party hat.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Master Pai Mei....owl put your quotes in green since eye kinda like you and eye cee your not an asshole like sum people here....but om wondering with a screen name like that how you are not aware of the science of semen retention? Alot of these martial arts techniques require vast amounts of sexual energy

    Mom & Dad raised you to be a pimp?
    And in the meantime you try and build and be righteous.
    Spreading a message of healthy eating and healthy thinking.
    WTF happend? Oh, the hypocrisy


    HUH?????

    now please...please...tell me how mah mom and dad raising me to be a pimp makes me a hypocrite?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by knowcheeze View Post
    eye ceen porn in the past when eye was mentally dead...

    now that om vibrating at higher frequencies...eye view ALL woman as mah daughter...thus eye don't wanna cee mah daughter getting filmed fucking sum random dude...om the reincarnation of Che Guevara...eye have alot to live up to while trying to not get murdered....

    om not homophobic...eye have a few "gay" friends who could vouche for that....eye just don't wanna be anywhere where theres naked men....om not a fuckin greco roman....

    true...eye don't masterbate...cee thats the bad part of masterbation...that sexual energy COULD be used to actually get REAL FEMALE.....YES...A REAL FEMALE...eye have a few friends that eye been influencing to give up masterbation....and guess what happened....they are pursing REAL LIFE FEMALES

    don't you know theres certain schools of martial arts that require like 6 years of celebacy....you got it twisted....saving semen has improved mah health remarkably....

    lastly....eye don't like outwardly cumming....eye don't.....when eye have sex with a female eye like to stay erect.....absorb her vagina cum...and have INWARD orgasms which are 1000 times better than outward ones....its a bridge to the spirit realm...the best shit is when you having sex with a female and you go into the spirit realm....its a magical place.....space and time are not felt....everything looks like a glowing impressionistic painting...

    anyways....point being...when om dreaming eye think its really happening.....so....eye never have wet dreams because eye don't like to outwardly cum in real life...
    Understood. If you do not practice you will not be very good. Having a deep connection creates the best orgasm.

    Quote Originally Posted by knowcheeze View Post
    eye know its crazy right!!!!

    mah idea of sex is being in a bed with one woman whom om trying to have babies with
    Understood. I have 2 children

    Quote Originally Posted by knowcheeze View Post
    have you ever had sex without a condom?????
    Yes, I have 2 children

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Master Pai Mei....owl put your quotes in green since eye kinda like you and eye cee your not an asshole like sum people here....but om wondering with a screen name like that how you are not aware of the science of semen retention? Alot of these martial arts techniques require vast amounts of sexual energy

    Mom & Dad raised you to be a pimp?
    And in the meantime you try and build and be righteous.
    Spreading a message of healthy eating and healthy thinking.
    WTF happend? Oh, the hypocrisy

    HUH?????

    now please...please...tell me how mah mom and dad raising me to be a pimp makes me a hypocrite?????
    MASTER PAI MEI is simply a name on this board that references KILL BILL which the RZA scored, and I enjoyed immensely.

    You mentioned being on a higher frequency and view all women as your daughter (as they are someones daughter) hence why you do not watch porn. Having a mindstate of a PIMP is not conducive with looking at all women as if they are your daughter. That being said. I get what you are saying but maybe PIMP was the wrong word. PIMP=Degrading women=Porn

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    Yes, I have 2 children

    so....you know what its like to be sum raw pussy....and eye know what its like to enter the spirt realm off sum pussy.....so....om not homophobic....eye just like pussy...and a asshole just won't do....being in a rooom full of masterbating people just won't do....


    You mentioned being on a higher frequency and view all women as your daughter (as they are someones daughter) hence why you do not watch porn. Having a mindstate of a PIMP is not conducive with looking at all women as if they are your daughter. That being said. I get what you are saying but maybe PIMP was the wrong word. PIMP=Degrading women=Porn

    now....when did eye say eye have the mindset of a pimp?

    or what proof do you have that eye have the mind of a pimp?

    owl make it easy for you...the answer is NEVER and NONE

    moving on....mah study of pimplogy was what actually ended mah womanizing....and eye never was much of a womanizer to begin with....

    basically pimpology put self at a 3 pronged fork in the road....eye could take the right turn and be a pimp....but eye don't have the stomach for it

    eye could go straight....and be a john, a trick, a hoe or someone who is getting played

    or eye could take that left and be a father figure....so eye took that left....and what check two and his B.O. don't understand is that being a father figure eye have so many woman who love me cuz om not like these other bitch worshiping moon rotating dudes....om appreciated

    once eye read Iceburg Slims book "Pimp" it changed mah life...eye realized that these rappers who have sex with their groupies are actually getting played....eye realized that dudes who have sex with women who they don't plan on earfff'n up are getting played....basically its males whoring themselves for for free!!!!!!!!

    eye finally understood the divine design in all those times eye turned down pussy from dumb groupie bitches....

    God was trying to save me from that center path....

    so victorious eye stand....no pimp can say om getting played.....and nobody can say that om playing any female....

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    Quote Originally Posted by knowcheeze View Post
    Yes, I have 2 children

    so....you know what its like to be sum raw pussy....and eye know what its like to enter the spirt realm off sum pussy.....so....om not homophobic....eye just like pussy...and a asshole just won't do....being in a rooom full of masterbating people just won't do....


    You mentioned being on a higher frequency and view all women as your daughter (as they are someones daughter) hence why you do not watch porn. Having a mindstate of a PIMP is not conducive with looking at all women as if they are your daughter. That being said. I get what you are saying but maybe PIMP was the wrong word. PIMP=Degrading women=Porn

    now....when did eye say eye have the mindset of a pimp?

    or what proof do you have that eye have the mind of a pimp?

    owl make it easy for you...the answer is NEVER and NONE

    moving on....mah study of pimplogy was what actually ended mah womanizing....and eye never was much of a womanizer to begin with....

    basically pimpology put self at a 3 pronged fork in the road....eye could take the right turn and be a pimp....but eye don't have the stomach for it

    eye could go straight....and be a john, a trick, a hoe or someone who is getting played

    or eye could take that left and be a father figure....so eye took that left....and what check two and his B.O. don't understand is that being a father figure eye have so many woman who love me cuz om not like these other bitch worshiping moon rotating dudes....om appreciated

    once eye read Iceburg Slims book "Pimp" it changed mah life...eye realized that these rappers who have sex with their groupies are actually getting played....eye realized that dudes who have sex with women who they don't plan on earfff'n up are getting played....basically its males whoring themselves for for free!!!!!!!!

    eye finally understood the divine design in all those times eye turned down pussy from dumb groupie bitches....

    God was trying to save me from that center path....

    so victorious eye stand....no pimp can say om getting played.....and nobody can say that om playing any female....
    Got it. Semantics. You stated You Mom Dad raised you to be a pimp which is a negative mindstate. Enough said. You meant you leanred the pimp game which led you to become a Father Figure, thats great.

    Thats my life, Father Figure.

    I have a son who just graduated and will be attending college.

    I have a daughter who is going to 4th grade.

    Everything I do and say is done with them in mind.

    I stay connected. Everything I do, I do to model the best behavior for them. Lead by example. Stay interested/connected in them. Let them rise above the bullshit that brings a majority down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER PAI MEI View Post
    Got it. Semantics. You stated You Mom Dad raised you to be a pimp which is a negative mindstate. Enough said. You meant you leanred the pimp game which led you to become a Father Figure, thats great.

    Thats my life, Father Figure.

    I have a son who just graduated and will be attending college.

    I have a daughter who is going to 4th grade.

    Everything I do and say is done with them in mind.

    I stay connected. Everything I do, I do to model the best behavior for them. Lead by example. Stay interested/connected in them. Let them rise above the bullshit that brings a majority down.
    thats so 12 jewelsy....eye have SUCH an urge to make sum babies right about now....so....om smellin that...and it smells good

    yeah...semantics....mah disfunctional parents raised me to be a lazy domesticated housecat....like eye said...eye don't got the stomach to pimp....the best eye could do with it is become a house-husband.....which eye wouldn't mind at all....

    but yeah...eye have really refined mah self in terms of women....eye don't even look at females bodies anymore....except for the woman om trying to put a baby in

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    Quote Originally Posted by knowcheeze View Post
    but yeah...eye have really refined mah self in terms of women..

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