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    Allow me to state that I've never been to one. I can't imagine myself spending at least $200.00 on dances and drinks if I can't feel on some booty and then nut.

    I know you guys have wild stories about strip clubs. Let's hear'em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    I know you guys have wild stories about strip clubs. Let's hear'em!
    I walked past a strip club once

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    Allow me to state that I've never been to one. I can't imagine myself spending at least $200.00 on dances and drinks if I can't feel on some booty and then nut.

    I know you guys have wild stories about strip clubs. Let's hear'em!
    You don't have to spend that. Only have to buy a drink, but you want more....Looks like you're looking for a prostitute.

    You mean to tell me you never went to one with friends?

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    I've never been to a strip club because i'm not gonna waste money on watching a woman dance half naked. Plus i don't drink alcohol. I've been with several prostitutes which ya'll already know and i'm not ashamed to say it because i gotta get intimacy somehow since i can't get a girlfriend. Ya'll men know women can be assholes meaning they're difficult to get with. I love black women but i hate their attitudes and that's why i don't talk to them. Plus it's hard for black women to trust black men when they've been hurt several times by black men. So that's why it's hard for me to get a black woman because black women don't believe there's some good black men. They would rather continue to deal with bad black men and then say there aren't any good black men LOL. I haven't dealt with prostitutes in a long time and i probably won't ever again.



    For the guys that diss me on here for dealing with prostitutes, i know some of ya'll have dealt with prostitutes. So don't act like you haven't because if you don't have a girlfriend, you're gonna get horny sometimes and you're gonna get with a prostitute because a club stripper isn't gonna give you any sex LOL. Ironman, have you ever dealt with a prostitute? If you haven't, you should try it because i know you don't have a girlfriend. I think you're still a virgin and if you are, that's cool. I'm not dissing you if you're a virgin because people shouldn't rush into having sex just because they're being pressured by ignorant people. There's plenty of sorry ass black men that got kids and aren't taking care of them. So for the bitch ass black men that got kids and aren't taking care of them and wanna brag about how many bitches they've fucked, fuck you. Sex doesn't make you a real man. Taking care of your kids makes you a real man. That's exactly why so many black women hate black men because they got kids by these sorry bastards who don't wanna take care of their kids.


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    Default CEITEDHOMO in front of another strip joint...



    Heading for another Strip joint getting ready to eat.

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    Ira might need an amberlance after a stripper rubs her honey pot in his tiger hood teef.


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    I ALREADY HAVE A WOMAN, AND SOMEHOW STILL LIKED ME AFTER I TOLD HER I JUST BANGED JUMPOFFS AND WENT TO STRIP CLUBs


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    Went once in my life...got into some shit, never again since...besides..I get it done at home so yea

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    Do you wanna expand on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    I ALREADY HAVE A WOMAN, AND SOMEHOW STILL LIKED ME AFTER I TOLD HER I JUST BANGED JUMPOFFS AND WENT TO STRIP CLUBs
    Translation: I found a girl desperate enough to still date me even after she found out that I was paying the Tuesday afternoon strippers at a 1 star strip club for sex.

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    I'm thinking a big ginger with cornrows that seems to always be pushing a stroller around.



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    I don't know how anybody could eat in a strip club though. Seems gross. The idea of a whole bunch of guys having boners and food being served...yuk.

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    i remember one time at the strip club, me and a bunch of my boys went to this one joint, because one of my boys girlfriends had just started working there and he wanted to see her in action and let us all look at her titties and pussy i guess, who knows.


    anyways, we're there chilling, drinking, flirting with the ho's, and his girl is on stage and she just DOES NOT know what the fuck she's doing. this is her first time dancing i guess and it is embarrassing. anyways, we're just ignoring her, and pretty much everyone else is too, but these big fat businessmen looking motherfuckers that are seated directly in front of her are smoking big fat cigars and blowing their smoke right at her, laughing and shit, haha.

    anyways, she tries one of those 'bend over backwards and shake your titties' moves and her mouth is kind of open and shit.

    one of the big wigs, reaches over and thumps his cigar ash right into her open mouth. BLAU!

    one of the funniest shits i ever saw. she falls over, coughing and spitting and cussing and the entire place is just roaring with laughter. a bouncer gets up onstage, escorts her off to the back, where the manager told her to pack her shit and leave. my buddy was livid, they kicked his ass out too. i guess the cigar dudes were high-rollers or some shit, either that or she was such a fuckin embarrasment they had to shitcan her


    regardless, i lol'd


    i got a bunch of stories, but they're from when i was like 19, 20...not like 40.
    i learned from the mistakes of spending all my dough on stupid skanks who just pretended to like my gumdrop shaped head, and i moved on to having stupid skanks spend money on me for the next 5 years.

    although i gotta admit things have come full circle because now i'm married and give all my money away again...to my MAIN SQUEEZE

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