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    went to a couple of strip joints in Canada (Calgary and Edmonton)
    Canadians have 1$ & 2$ coins (for those that dont know)
    so theres guys that throw coins at the chicks while they are pole dancing
    i remember one guy getting kicked out coz he heated up a 1$ coin and threw it mariano rivera style at the chick

    sometimes you see guys getting tossed out or slapped by the stripper for throwing quarters at them (mind u at this point ppl are trashed)
    the chicks go around to the guys (ones seated around the stage) and play a game
    like.... a coin toss...toss the 1$ or 2$ coin it on her body and if it stays on her
    you get a poster or a magnet with a model type quality pic of the stripper on it...i remember one guy mustve thrown like 20$ worth on her and the coins kept bouncing off her lol
    i remember after there would be guys asking strippers to autograph the poster or
    magnet...strippers turn into mlb players after their dance

    oh and the strippers have this giant magnet attached to a leash ...kinda looks like they have some sorta pet on stage, but its used to magnetically pick up the
    1$ and 2$ coins

    the strip club felt more like a bar than a mega strip club (this one had like 3-4 stages)
    went to watch the UFC and boxing ppv there, so only 1 stage was being used during intermissions ...lol

    however montreal canada has the best strip clubs
    there was literally a strip club on every corner downtown
    only thing different there is that you are forbidden to throw
    coins at the chicks...they take 5$ bills (lowest bill in cdn currency)
    the chicks are on point in montreal, they put on good shows
    and are very very veeery sexy

    ive heard that in northern canadian oil towns (Alberta and British Columbia)
    the strippers get extra freaky and you have a good chance to get lucky

    meh ....just go to hooters ...beer , food, ppv and half naked chicks
    you spend far less on them, enjoy the fights and more $$ for boooze !!


    Japan doesnt have any strip bars, they have hostess bars
    where the girl pours you drinks and pretends to like you/ care
    pretty much flirts with you and plays hard to get
    oh and you pay the drinks and theres an hourly fee or something
    alot of old japanese businessmen go there slurge and get hammered!!



    im still trying to find this place:
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    Quote Originally Posted by diggy View Post
    You don't have to spend that. Only have to buy a drink, but you want more....Looks like you're looking for a prostitute.

    You mean to tell me you never went to one with friends?
    Tricking is tricking. Think about it. Whether you're paying a stripper or getting head from a hooker, it's tricking. Men are going to want their nut if they see a bitch with a good booty.

    No, I haven't. I kept putting it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by RADIOACTIVE MAN View Post
    Went once in my life...got into some shit, never again since...besides..I get it done at home so yea
    You got into it with a stripper?

    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Translation: I found a girl desperate enough to still date me even after she found out that I was paying the Tuesday afternoon strippers at a 1 star strip club for sex.
    Ouch!

    Quote Originally Posted by GZAjector View Post
    i remember one time at the strip club, me and a bunch of my boys went to this one joint, because one of my boys girlfriends had just started working there and he wanted to see her in action and let us all look at her titties and pussy i guess, who knows.


    anyways, we're there chilling, drinking, flirting with the ho's, and his girl is on stage and she just DOES NOT know what the fuck she's doing. this is her first time dancing i guess and it is embarrassing. anyways, we're just ignoring her, and pretty much everyone else is too, but these big fat businessmen looking motherfuckers that are seated directly in front of her are smoking big fat cigars and blowing their smoke right at her, laughing and shit, haha.

    anyways, she tries one of those 'bend over backwards and shake your titties' moves and her mouth is kind of open and shit.

    one of the big wigs, reaches over and thumps his cigar ash right into her open mouth. BLAU!

    one of the funniest shits i ever saw. she falls over, coughing and spitting and cussing and the entire place is just roaring with laughter. a bouncer gets up onstage, escorts her off to the back, where the manager told her to pack her shit and leave. my buddy was livid, they kicked his ass out too. i guess the cigar dudes were high-rollers or some shit, either that or she was such a fuckin embarrasment they had to shitcan her


    regardless, i lol'd


    i got a bunch of stories, but they're from when i was like 19, 20...not like 40.
    i learned from the mistakes of spending all my dough on stupid skanks who just pretended to like my gumdrop shaped head, and i moved on to having stupid skanks spend money on me for the next 5 years.

    although i gotta admit things have come full circle because now i'm married and give all my money away again...to my MAIN SQUEEZE
    Lol. Awesome story! I feel bad for the girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
    I don't want to put the effort in to meeting women Call it $600 a month and that's just $300 a fortnight out of my pay, so what? I get to fuck top of the line 10/10 sluts and not deal with the other bullshit that comes with women
    Quote Originally Posted by TSA
    That's why I really can't fuck with escorts. They're just fucking you cause you paid them so that's wack, they cost money, only seem like a good idea before you nut

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    i lived with two dancers for a while and basically went to the booty club 4-5 times a week. strip clubs are different in atlanta tho. the whole culture is diff.
    a lot of clubs are like bars that just happen to have naked women in them.

    wanna grab a beer and shoot pool? wouldnt it be better if naked women were there? wanna get a burger for lunch? wouldnt it be better with naked women there?
    want to see some naked women? wouldnt it be better with more naked women there?
    plus you can touch the girls and lapdances a full contact.

    atl dancers are some of the finest women in the world. and at first you ask yourself "why is she stripping? she doesnt even need to do that." but you have to understand that dancers are honored and respected in atlanta. being called a stripper isnt even an insult. plus they make a lot of money. a lot of money (if they are at a decent club) my roomates brought home about 3-4000 a week most of it coming in on fri and sat.
    but they also spent a lot of money (easy come easy go attitude)

    best time i had at the club was getting a lapdance in the middle of the afternoon.
    this sexy chick was rollin like she popped 3 dubstacks. lol she asks me if she can "be bad for a while" pulls my hard dick out and sits on it. she she rode it for like 2 songs.
    said she gets of at 5 and to come pick her up from work.

    of course i did. but she wasnt alone. her friend was with her who was also a dancer there. i say fuck it in my head and decide to trick off on them. i buy liquor coke pills and a room and i fucked them girls till my dick stopped working.

    woke up an hour or so before check out and they were still there in the bed with me. one these chicks wanted me to re-up on the room but i was damn near broke. lol so i told them i had shit to do and took them to the friends apt.

    man my heart still fills with american beuauty plastic bag in the wind joy when i think about that day. and i didnt pay them a dime. yeah i paid for all the drugs n drinks and shit but i would do that with non-stripper chicks too.

    honestly, most atl dancers are just regular ladies who happen to dance. you can get their number and go on dates with them just like any other chick. you just cant portray yourself as a trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    man my heart still fills with american beauty plastic bag in the wind joy when i think about that day. and i didnt pay them a dime. yeah i paid for all the drugs n drinks and shit but i would do that with non-stripper chicks too.

    honestly, most atl dancers are just regular ladies who happen to dance. you can get their number and go on dates with them just like any other chick. you just cant portray yourself as a trick.
    Hahahahahah at how you describe the feeling!!!

    That sounded so fun, it almost gave me a boner reading it.



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    I wish we could go back in time and insert CharlesJones into the exact same scenario in Style's story and see how his post would have been.

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    I would never go to strip clubs because i'd rather deal with prostitutes LOL. Style, you ought to be lucky those women that spent the night with you at the hotel didn't take your wallet and money while you were sleep because some women will do that. I spent the night with a club stripper before at a hotel but she slept with me and didn't try to leave me. But i would never spend the night at a hotel again with a prostitute because i don't trust women. Only way i would spend the night at a hotel with a woman is if she's my girlfriend.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    Me and jig use to supply the strippers with their medicines
    We was always in the strip joints and in the bar, thos outings used to pay for them selves... Good fuckin days we lived @jig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    i lived with two dancers for a while and basically went to the booty club 4-5 times a week. strip clubs are different in atlanta tho. the whole culture is diff.
    a lot of clubs are like bars that just happen to have naked women in them.

    wanna grab a beer and shoot pool? wouldnt it be better if naked women were there? wanna get a burger for lunch? wouldnt it be better with naked women there?
    want to see some naked women? wouldnt it be better with more naked women there?
    plus you can touch the girls and lapdances a full contact.
    Consign b
    Here too
    Just like that
    Real fuckin rat holes with rat hoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I would never go to strip clubs because i'd rather deal with prostitutes LOL. Style, you ought to be lucky those women that spent the night with you at the hotel didn't take your wallet and money while you were sleep because some women will do that. I spent the night with a club stripper before at a hotel but she slept with me and didn't try to leave me. But i would never spend the night at a hotel again with a prostitute because i don't trust women. Only way i would spend the night at a hotel with a woman is if she's my girlfriend.

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    Google maped the strip joints around my way
    Lol love google maps

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    you just cant portray yourself as a trick.

    Got'cha!

    Charles, you picked up crackheads, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
    I don't want to put the effort in to meeting women Call it $600 a month and that's just $300 a fortnight out of my pay, so what? I get to fuck top of the line 10/10 sluts and not deal with the other bullshit that comes with women
    Quote Originally Posted by TSA
    That's why I really can't fuck with escorts. They're just fucking you cause you paid them so that's wack, they cost money, only seem like a good idea before you nut

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    King Hippoe, where do you live? Ironman, I've never dealt with prostitutes that do drugs. Ok i'm lying LOL. I dealt with 2 white prostitutes that did drugs but that's it and the only reason i dealt with them is because they have nice bodies. Ironman, how you gonna make fun of me because of the women i deal with when you've probably never dealt with women? At least i don't judge prostitutes like most people. I know the reason why prostitutes exist is because some guys can't get girlfriends. So i don't see anything wrong with prostitution. If most cute women weren't assholes, then some men wouldn't deal with prostitutes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    ^Charles, you can't be serious. Prostitution is one of the oldest professions. Women and men do it for MONEY! That's why it's called prostitution, Charles.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
    I don't want to put the effort in to meeting women Call it $600 a month and that's just $300 a fortnight out of my pay, so what? I get to fuck top of the line 10/10 sluts and not deal with the other bullshit that comes with women
    Quote Originally Posted by TSA
    That's why I really can't fuck with escorts. They're just fucking you cause you paid them so that's wack, they cost money, only seem like a good idea before you nut

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    Without going into details, a stripper took interest in me, we got to talking and was ready to take her home and fuck her,on our way out..I guess this dudes,supposedly her boyfriend had been stalking her and pulled out a gun, trying to do me in,let's just say,if I wasn't there with my crew,I'd be toast today...that's why I always tell anyone ...u need a few thugs who carry as friends, one day,they could save your life like they did me...since them..I've vowed never to go to a strip club again...I've had enough issues with jezebels

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