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    ^Very unfortunate. The problem is no one knows who those women belong too.
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    I don't want to put the effort in to meeting women Call it $600 a month and that's just $300 a fortnight out of my pay, so what? I get to fuck top of the line 10/10 sluts and not deal with the other bullshit that comes with women
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    That's why I really can't fuck with escorts. They're just fucking you cause you paid them so that's wack, they cost money, only seem like a good idea before you nut

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    I went to strip club with a bunch of white people once and that was the only time I ever encountered white girl strippers in real life. It was all slow rollin' and hair swingin' and cinemax and pancakes on a pole... I'm not sure why people pay for that. But then I know plenty black strippers and they're all about flippin', shakin', poppin' & clappin' body parts that don't normally flip, shake, pop or clap. The difference is night and day so to anyone who's never been to a strip club I highly recommend going to one with black skrippaz. And for any black skrippa who's looking to clean up without having to do much, I highly recommend they go work out there where the white girls be at.

    That's what I would do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    King Hippoe, where do you live? Ironman, I've never dealt with prostitutes that do drugs. Ok i'm lying LOL. I dealt with 2 white prostitutes that did drugs but that's it and the only reason i dealt with them is because they have nice bodies. Ironman, how you gonna make fun of me because of the women i deal with when you've probably never dealt with women? At least i don't judge prostitutes like most people. I know the reason why prostitutes exist is because some guys can't get girlfriends. So i don't see anything wrong with prostitution. If most cute women weren't assholes, then some men wouldn't deal with prostitutes.
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    Dumbest shit EVER said...

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    I know the reason why prostitutes exist is because some guys can't get girlfriends. So i don't see anything wrong with prostitution.

    I think you really meant to say:

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    I (am glad that) prostitutes exist because (I) can't get girlfriends. So i don't see anything wrong with (bangin last resort, junky hoes for cheap cause that's the only way I can get any).
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    Dumbest shit EVER said...
    It might have been until...

    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    [center]I went to strip club with a bunch of white people once and that was the only time I ever encountered white girl strippers in real life. It was all slow rollin' and hair swingin' and cinemax and pancakes on a pole... I'm not sure why people pay for that. But then I know plenty black strippers and they're all about flippin', shakin', poppin' & clappin' body parts that don't normally flip, shake, pop or clap. The difference is night and day so to anyone who's never been to a strip club I highly recommend going to one with black skrippaz. And for any black skrippa who's looking to clean up without having to do much, I highly recommend they go work out there where the white girls be at.

    That's what I would do.
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    LOL! Seriously... y'all know wth I mean. Strippers are entertainment and should therefore be entertaining. And everybody knows the black ones are way more entertaining. C'mon sons...

    Prostitution on the other hand is just sad for all parties involved. Maybe even a little sadder for Charles.
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    Strippers are most entertaining when their lips are wrapped around my Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    LOL! Seriously... y'all know wth I mean. Strippers are entertainment and should therefore be entertaining. And everybody knows the black ones are way more entertaining. C'mon sons...

    Prostitution on the other hand is just sad for all parties involved. Maybe even a little sadder for Charles.
    Gimme a break. It depends more on weight. I get the feeling that you like SSBBW strippers with Nell Carter butt.
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    I like the fat black man on House Of Payne and he's very funny.





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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    Gimme a break. It depends more on weight. I get the feeling that you like SSBBW strippers with Nell Carter butt.
    That depends. Cause I mean to some people (and this probably includes yourself), anyone over 125 is SSBBW. So it's all relative. But if you mean to ask if I consider the curvier skrippaz with fuller figures to be more appealing to the eye... sure! Hell if you paying to see T&A they might as well have some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeautiFlyB View Post
    That depends. Cause I mean to some people (and this probably includes yourself), anyone over 125 is SSBBW. So it's all relative. But if you mean to ask if I consider the curvier skrippaz with fuller figures to be more appealing to the eye... sure! Hell if you paying to see T&A they might as well have some.

    B, are you over or under Precious weight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    B, are you over or under Precious weight?
    WAY under. Sorry to disappoint u Checky.
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