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    This dude seems to be in every terrible movie that comes out lately also. The boxing movie with two 70 year old's duking it out and now that one with Ice Cube that looks horrible.



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    Well i'm gonna have to change my mind and agree with Check Two because I saw Kevin and Ice Cube's Ride Along yesterday and it sucked. Kevin isn't funny and I don't know why I said he's funny at first. I did think he was funny in Think Like A Man but he tried too hard to be funny in Ride Along and I wasn't laughing. I was surprised to see Larry Fishburne and John Leguizamo in Ride Along. Larry has gotten really fat hahahahahahaha. He was the bad guy in Ride Along but he didn't show up until the end. I know Ice Cube was happy to work with Larry again for the 3rd time since they did Boyz N The Hood and Higher Learning. Kevin is coming out with About Last Night on February 14th which is valentine's day and the only reason why I wanna see it is because of hot black women Regina Hall and Joy Bryant. He's also coming out with a sequel for Think Like A Man this summer and I wanna see it because the first one was good and I like the hot black women that were in it such as Gabrielle Union, Taraji Henson, Regina Hall, Meagan Good, Melyssa Ford(I wish she would've had a bigger part.).



    I wanna know what happened to all the black comedians from the 90's that were on Comicview and Def Comedy Jam because there's only been a few black comedians that have done movies like Guy and Joe Torry, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker, Bill Bellamy, Martin Lawrence, Don DC Curry, Cedric The Entertainer. All these guys are funnier than Kevin Hart and I would like to see some black comedians in movies besides Kevin because Kevin sucks and he isn't gonna last long. I can't believe his ass thinks his comedy standup movie made more money than Eddie Murphy's RAW movie hahahahahahahahahahaha. Kevin will never be funnier than Eddie and he will never have a long career like Eddie. He wishes he could have the success Eddie had and have the money that Eddie has. If Eddie wanted to do another standup movie, he could and it would be funnier than Kevin's wack comedy. I haven't even seen Kevin's standup movies and I don't wanna see them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    Kevin Hart is funny but he can go overboard sometimes trying hard to be funny.
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    Larry has gotten really fat hahahahahahaha.
    Larry fishburne is a legend.
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    Yes he is a legend and very good actor. I heard his daughter stopped doing porn but I don't know if that's true or not because I heard that from somebody on here. I got Larry's Deep Cover, Boyz N The Hood and Bobby Z movies. Did you know he was a bad guy in Death Wish 2 with Charles Bronson? Him and some other bad guys raped a white woman and I think she was Charles daughter. Charles killed him and the other guys hahahahahahahahaha.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    I just saw Think Like A Man 2 last weekend and i liked it but i think the first one was better. Kevin was a little funny. I love the hot black women in it Gabrielle Union, Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Taraji Henson.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    Kat is mad because he wasn't at the Oscar's.

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    Didn't Katt just get arrested again for hitting someone



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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Katt Williams is funnier than Kevin.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    I've seen a couple of his promo interviews with Cube for 'Ride Along 2'. I gotta admit, Kevin seems like a humble, decent dude.

    He was telling a story, about how his mom was supporting him, when he was starting out, by paying his rent. He said, his mom gave him one condition, in order to pay his rent. which was that he read his bible. He said.... after a while, he became busy and stopped reading and was about to get kicked out his apartment, due to not paying rent. So he went to his moms and said " look.....I need this rent money, otherwise, I'm gonna be homeless" she said "Have you read your bible ?". He was like "I'm about to be homeless and you keep asking me, have I read my bible". Anyway he went on to say...... he went home to read his bible and when he opened it, all the rent money fell out.

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I've heard Kevin talk about that. First movie I saw him in was Paper Soldiers movie with rapper Beanie Siegel and then I saw him in Soul Plane. I like his Think Like A Man and About Last Night movies. He can be funny sometimes. He made me laugh in Think Like A Man when he was a limo driver for Michael Ealy and Taraji Henson when they went on a date. When Taraji got in the limo, he said god damn your skirt is small woo hahahahahahahahahaha. Michael gave him a mean look and Kevin said sorry sir take it outta my tip LOL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    Kevin got a new standup movie out hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I forgot the name of it. He was on ESPN's First Take a few weeks ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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