Why are beautiful women considered torture for noel?
Is he gay?
Are they against his religion?
Is he fasting or on some kinda pussy free diet?
Has he been ordered by the courts to stay away from them?
i think he's a chronic masturbator or something
Oh that's right! He's the porn addict kid.
Awww you guys are mean. He's probably fapped himself into a coma by now.
Ha, I must have missed this thread.
You're gonna have to do better than that. I know better than to click those links. I already jerked off for 5 hours straight over new porn last night, then spent about an hour this morning looking for pictures of my new "slut of the moment", and editing the best one to poster size, plugging in my little netbook thing because my new laptop doesn't have printer software on it, transferring shit between the two, and am now finally printing my poster. If I click those links then I can pretty much kiss this day goodbye.
No really, there's nothing wrong with me. Just a healthy interest in girls.
Fuck I'm tempted to click those links. Like seriously it is sooooo fucking hard for me not to. I definitely will eventually. Right now I've gotta get off this computer before I do something foolish.
don't be a bitch, click those links - i hand selected some shit
It's not that simple, homie. I will def click them when I feel it's safe.
Ok, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. I thought they were links to porn videos, and the danger with that is that if the girl is really hot I will develop a deep spiritual connection with her, which will lead to hours of searching for materials and dl'ing shit I can't afford to dl (I've already used 47% of my allowance for the month, within 6 days. All on porn, needless to say. This happens every month, again, needless to say). Even just really hot internet models who post picture sets and shit on the net. Very, very dangerous.
These videos were safe because they seem to just be really hot classy models. Not much danger for me there. I don't feel the need to pursue any of them, although they were all smokin'. The first 3 weren't really so much my type, although they were still incredible. If the fourth one was a pornstar or slutty model I'd be glued to this computer for at least the next couple of hours, searching like a madman. She was fucken divine.