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  • Yes I will buy every one of them and masturbate violently over your scenes

    2 40.00%
  • I'll only buy the movie where you contract herpes

    0 0%
  • I'll dl but won't cop

    3 60.00%
  • I don't think I wanna see your cock, you creepy fucking scumbag

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Thread: When I become a pornstar

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    The ABBOTT noel411's Avatar
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    Default When I become a pornstar

    How many people here are gonna support my career by buying all the movies I star in?


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    Only if it's strictly skat


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    Hahaha, buying porn. Just post your dick.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Right. Who pays for porn these days? This isn't 1995 (VCR era)
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    I know nobody would ordinarily buy porn, even I never have (except for once when I was shitfaced in King's Cross during the small hours of the morning and went into a sex shop where they were selling out videos for real cheap), but I thought maybe some people here would buy my movies to support me, since you're such close friends of mine and I know you all want the best for me.



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    You consider us friends. That's something else. You have a big heart!
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