Obama swooped in to sign that bill ending the shutdown, before all EBT hell broke loose. That one day glitch last week showed how pathetically dependent this nation is on gov't subsidies. A month of frozen EBT funds would essentially finish off bunny winters.
However the death of the dollar menu is still in the foreseeable future, which means these hoodrats might die in fucking droves.
Skamp's expression when hearing this revelation
Hoodrat apocalypse might work in charlesjone's favor, empowering him with the image of financial stability during such a crisis. Thus improving the odds of more frequent chest nipple sexcapades since he'll be a god amongst those single skank mothers who cant afford a 20piece nugget meal, newports, MD 20/20 and some shitty straight-to-dvd flick.
In other news..
Ive been teaching my hood rat soulcontroller how to trick. What fun we have!