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    Default If pussy grew on trees

    If pussies weren't a part of the female body but instead grew on trees, do you think people would still find them physically attractive?

    Not like fruit grows on trees, on branches and shit, but say it grew like a fungus on the trunk of the tree. If tits and arse grew on trees there's no doubt they'd still look beautiful, because they have divine curvature and are just awesome wherever they show up.

    But pussies are a bit of a mess. They're pretty odd looking. On their own they probably wouldn't be very visually appealing. It's only because of what they are that they look so good, I think.

    Don't get me wrong. I think a nice pussy is visually an incredibly beautiful thing. I don't think many people here would have too much trouble believing that. But I have often wondered during moments of deep, contemplative thought and meditation, whether or not I, and people in general, would still feel that way if pussies appeared somewhere less accommodating, and weren't there for the purpose of pleasuring men.

    Like if you were walking through the bush and there were pussies growing on trees like a fungus, and they looked identical to how they look on a woman's body, you'd probably just look at them and think what the fuck is that funny looking shit? I don't imagine you'd wanna start licking it and stick your cock in it.


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    If there is a bush in front of the pussy growing on the tree, that wouldn't definitely be less appealing.



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    What if cocks grew on trees and if you eat one a day, you would have everlasting life, would you do it nol?






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    I don't want everlasting life. That would be horrible. But if they tasted good I'd eat them anyway.


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    Pussies aren't to look at.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    This makes me think about what it was like to live 10,000 years ago when there was very basic clothing that didn't cover everything up, were dudes just always turned on from seeing titties in their little amazonian village or whatever?

    And also how weird we are about nudity in the modern era.

    Like dudes and bitches used to wander round the earth all day with their shit hanging out. At what point did we suddenly go, "this is wrong. cover up your tits and put some fucking pants on"? Its really weird that humanity survived generations with no prude bullshit and suddenly its a problem.

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    Pussies do grow on trees already
    Bushido is realised in the presence of death.
    This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death.
    There is no other reasoning.

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