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    Default HEATs SELF ETHER THREAD, A NIGHT OF MR CEEs NIGHTLIFE

    IMA TAKE THE PIX FROM THE NIGHT OFF THIS GIRLS FB...

    SO MY GIRLS FRIEND IS A GAY DUDE,

    THEY WANTED TO GO TO THIS TRANNY RESTRUANT IN MIDTOWN NYC

    I GOOGLED THE PLACE AND SAID HELL NO, BUT THAN I SAW THE FAMOUS CELEBS WHO ATTENDED INCLUDING THE GOD LEONARDO DECRAPRIO.
    SO I SAID FUK IT
    WHEN WE WAS OUTSIDE THE GIRLS WANTED TO TAKE PIX

    ^ CHICK IN THE LEFT HAS KILLA TITS, U GUYS WOULD BANG THE MIDDLE CHICK SHES A TALL PERUVIAN WIT CHINK EYES, AND THE MIDGET TO THE RIGHT IS MY CHICK

    THEY ALL HAD SELFIES ON THE SHOE COUCHES OUTSIDE AND WANTED ME TO TAKE A PIC ..IMAGINE ME SITTING ON THAT AND SMILING FOR A PIC FAGGIT SHiT




    SOON AS I GOT IN THERE, THEY WERE TALL AS FUCK, THIS WAS MY HALLOWEEN FRIGHT FEST.

    I GOT A FREE BEER FROM MY TRANNY BARTENDER OUT OF FEAR OF MY G
    THIS WAS THE ASIAN HOSTS, SKYBLUE WOULD HAVE SUCKED HIS DICK FROM THE BACK


    THEY PICK OUT ALL THE BIRTHDAY PEOPLE AND MAKE FUN OF THEM AND THERE TABLE, THEY DIDNT REALLY DISS US I GUESS CAUSE THEY SAW I WAS A LEGEND


    THIS HOST WAS THE FUNNIEST

    ^ HES THE ONE WHO WAS DISSIN EVERYONE, AND TOLD THIS OLD DUDE WITH SILVER HAIR THAT HIS PORN NAME WOULD BE VIAGRA FALLS






    I TOLD THOSE CHICKS NOT TO TAG ME AT SUCH A GAY ESTABLISHMENT, BUT ONE OF THE CHICKS POSTS THE PIX ON FB

    SO AS SOON AS I GET TO WORK YOUNG DOMINICAN DUDES WERE COMING UP TO ME TALKIN ABOUT TRANNYS "HEY FREDDY HEARD U WENT TO LUCKY CHAINS"

    MIGHT AS WELL TELL WUCORP IF MY JOB FOUND OUT CAUSE OF THESE TWO PIX THAT LEAKED


    I WASNT READY N COULDNT COVER UP MY FACE IN TIME


    THEY HAD THE ILLEST CHICKEN WINGS, AND DRINKS WERE DOPE


    THAN THEY TAKE THE BIRTHDAY PEOPLE UP THERE AND GROUP THEM INTO COUPLES AND MAKE THEM GIVE EACHOTHER LAPDANCES,

    THE DUDE WE WAS WITH GROUPED WITH A 61 YR OLD LADY




    ^ FART VANDAGAY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BONER



    ESPECIALLY FOR THIS WHILE THEY PLAYED SPICE GIRLS




    SHIT WAS 40 A HEAD FOR 7 PEOPLE BUT ONLY 6 PEOPLE SHOWED UP

    SO IT WAS 63 BUCKS A HEAD, AND I HAD TO PAY FOR THE WIFE

    BILL WAS 445

    AND I WAS BUYING BLUE MOONS AT THE BAR FOR 8 BUCKS GIVING DOLLA TIPS SMH


    WOULD YOU MR CEE THIS?
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    this nigga done opened the closet door. might as well step on out. smh

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    STYLE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THE GLITTEr


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    What a fucking waste of a post. The only thing that caught my eye was...
    CHICK IN THE LEFT HAS KILLA TITS
    And then you didn't even post any pictures of them. Wtf is that shit? I'm just scrolling through this fucking crap waiting for these "killa tits", and I got absolutely nothing...NOTHING.


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    Sounds like fun.

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    $445.00? I hope it was worth it.
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    COMEDY WISE IT WAS, BUT I DONT THINK U WOULD LIKE IT IF IT WAS YOUR B-DAY

    445 BETWEEN SIX PEOPLe


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    Looks like you had a ball.

    Glad you didnt homo out of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    I SAW THE FAMOUS CELEBS WHO ATTENDED INCLUDING THE GOD LEONARDO DECRAPRIO.
    Let me know the next time he'll be there. I'll go too! lol I'll kick it with him all night... so long as he ONLY speaks the way he spoke in Django or Gatsby. lol
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    Heat, I'll swap you some of those pics of Damaja nude you were asking for in return for some pics of the chick in the red trousers, deal?

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    we all know that couples sit across the table from each other when dining out
    so seeing Heat sitting across that flagrant fag
    well you said it
    self ether.

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