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    great breakdown/troll. also bemused by ironman's comments about his talent.



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    He's a horrible actor that was in those horrible Transformer films that were directed by that horrible director.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hectis View Post
    He's a horrible actor that was in those horrible Transformer films that were directed by that horrible director.
    . Lmfao

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    haha, such a faggit. anyone seen Nymphomaniac? His appearance in it is strange and jarring.



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    ^is dat movie any good? Looks like a deliberate 'shock' film IMO with all da porn scenes in it. I like some of Lars Von Tiers work, I know Antichrist was a bit of an attempt to shock as well but it was a pretty decent movie. Nymphomaniac just looks like a deliberate attempt to shock n be edgy and push the boundaries. Idk it cud be a good movie, but if wanna watch a porno I'll watch a porno

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    AntiChrist had some serious filmed penetration scenes involving the actor and actress.

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    ^Yeah always thought that scene was stupid and unnecessary, the whole black & white slow movement start to that film i hated, made it look like a perfume ad or some shit.

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    At first I was like what is that then I was like WTF?

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    I mean.... good is a matter of opinion. I didn't watch it in one sitting and to me it is kind of a joke/curio. I personally enjoy Charlotte Gainsbourg in anything, but i don't know i'd recommend the film to anyone.

    Worth downloading and watching in pieces at least i feel. There is definitely a shock value to it (for people with a vanilla outlook on things i guess) but to me it was interesting enough to watch the whole thing. Apparently there is a 4 or 5 hour unedited version? Seems like that would be unwatchable.

    If the movie is meant to have some kind of theme or message, then that message is poorly rendered. I'd conclude that it's an unusual film (thematically and in terms of the cast) and worth checking out on that basis alone.



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    Are you talking about Nymphomaniac?

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    Is this dude really fruit loops or is it some gimmick for a upcoming movie or something?





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    Quote Originally Posted by BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI View Post
    Are you talking about Nymphomaniac?
    oh yeah, sorry, responding to durag's comment and generally rambling.



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    ^Might check it out so, like i said ive liked his previous movies but just dont like this shock for shock values sake.

    I watched Blue Is The Warmest Colour last night and that was getting similar reviews that it had a few sex scenes that were just used to shock, but imo it was one of the greatest movies ive seen in years it completely threw me, and the sex scenes were nearly neccesary. Of course it didnt hurt that the lead actress was hot as fuck

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    Shia LaBeouf gave an interview to the biannual magazine "Frequencies," and as expected the petulant plagiarist was highly quotable. He claims he has enough money for 25 lifetimes and can't be "George Clooney diplomatic" as as interviewee because he doesn't "give a f*ck." Ah. That must be it.

    But the strangest and (I guess) best part of his interview is when he offered up an anecdote about Jaden Smith, the son of Will Smith who starred in that "Karate Kid" remake and has famously unconventional ideas about math. The 27-year-old actor recalled a very strange story about Smith that will surely rile you with its horrifying details. Vulture transcribed it below. But just keep one small, unimportant, minor question in mind as you read this anecdote: Is this real? Or is Shia again on several planets at once?

    "[Jaden]'s a lunatic. He told me the craziest story at Sundance about how he used to be a glassblower. He was glassblowing, he said, in his boxers in his garage, and one of the bubbles popped. The glass got on his dick, and it wouldn't get off, because it's like molten lava when it comes off the bubble. He said he went to the hospital and at the hospital they said, 'Look, we can't remove the glass because doing so will puncture a vein and then we'll have to sever your penis.' So his wife called him 'glass dick.'"


    Well, that's just shocking. Especially because:

    1) Jaden Smith does not have a wife.

    2) Jaden Smith is 15 years old.
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