I was thinking about this shit about those muslim extremists thinking they're gonna get all these virgins when they die, and really, who even wants that shit? All those torn hymens and blood everywhere. Girls who don't know how to fuck and will likely find it painful having a cock in them.
When I die I want a bunch of nasty cock hungry sluts. Then you know you're really in for a good time. And I'm assuming there's no std's in the afterlife. Imagine that shit?