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    Default Best Piece Of Shit Rap Movie

    What shitty movie made by rappers top your list.

    I was a big fan of Killa season. I was surprised to find that it was actually the shittiest as I've always seen Cam'ron as a comparatively creative and intelligent dude. Then I found out Oj Da Juice Man had a movie and it was a wrap. It's exactly what I imagined Joo mane's life being. A frumpy semi-retard shaved possum looking burger cook from bouldercrest discovers the love of his life, 'whipping up babies' and goes ham in the trap.

    I preferred Oj's story of humble origins turn trap lord to Killa Season's morally rancid and tactless display of animalistic niggerish behavior. Killa season is great, don't get me wrong, but i feel the complete absence of logic - and consequently storyline- made it feel like a bit 'much'. They both, to me, get the edge over the other movies for how hilarious they are, but Joo mane's movie got a further edge because it wasn't trying to be funny at all.

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    The funniest part of killa season is when the dude tried to sell Cam'ron some kidneys, and when they shot cam'ron's niece


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    it gets no shittier than "urban menace".



    if i remember it was snoop dogg as a supernatural future sci-fi slasher killer or some dumb shit that sounded like a 7th grader was the writer.

    the only saving grace was big pun's hilarious underacting as a crime boss or some shit.
    they took pun's scenes off of youtube, but his performance was...
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    Any master p movie

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    Great thread, how was this not done before? This has inspired me to finally watch that Nas & DMX movie. I havent seen too many rap movies coz i always thought theyd b shit.

    Juice is seen as some kind of hood classic but ill be honest i thought it was shit. Omar Epps is dope in it and it was pretty decent until Tupac's character SUDDENLY changed and became a psyco overnight who wanted to kill his friends for no apparant reason. The whole movie just changed.

    Tupac doesnt exactly look threatnin in it either and looks like he has a pole up his ass in it when hes walking.

    Like you be scared of this guy?



    Something very homosexual bout tupac


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    pac was gay for sure but Juice was a great movie! I'm willing to say a classic. I though Pac was a way better actor than Epps and they all did a good job. the story of very original, etc.

    I'm talking straight shit hole bout it bout it, I got the hook up ass movie.

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    this was a funny movie. its trash, no doubt, but shit was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    pac was gay for sure but Juice was a great movie! I'm willing to say a classic. I though Pac was a way better actor than Epps and they all did a good job. the story of very original, etc.

    I'm talking straight shit hole bout it bout it, I got the hook up ass movie.
    I just thought the sudden transformation of Pac's character overnight was ridiculous, there was no meaning or explanation behind it, he just turned into a psyco who wanted to kill his friends for no reason and the viewer was just supposed to believe it.

    But Pacs acting was quite good.

    Has anyone seen Belly with Nas & DMX? I cant imagine that been good AT ALL

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    this planet would have actually been much better off if this piece of shit was never made



    same goes for state property

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    A frumpy semi-retard shaved possum looking burger cook from bouldercrest discovers the love of his life, 'whipping up babies' and goes ham in the trap.

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    LOL juice man's possum-potential is promising



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    Belly is actually a sick movie, even if you only watch it for the visuals, shit just looks amazing and its cool as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durag View Post
    I just thought the sudden transformation of Pac's character overnight was ridiculous, there was no meaning or explanation behind it, he just turned into a psyco who wanted to kill his friends for no reason and the viewer was just supposed to believe it.

    But Pacs acting was quite good.

    Has anyone seen Belly with Nas & DMX? I cant imagine that been good AT ALL
    Nah man, Pac's character was psycho the whole time, he just never had the power to do anything about it. If you remember the beginning of the movie it showed all of their home lives and it was all laughs and jokes until Pacs was shown, and he just handed his obviously doped fried dad money, which is safe to assume he would buy more dope with. Through out the movie he and his friends were shown to be the bottom of the food chain. Getting chased by other gangs, the police etc etc.

    Then there's the guy that robs a place and gets killed by police and they all thought it was stupid except Pac who was unusually ecstatic to see that he 'died in a blaze of glory'. His character was conflicted with issues of pride and inferiority until he got the gun.

    Once he got the gun he position in the food chain changed and he was free to reveal that he was always detached from reality.


    Honestly, it's hard for someone to tell me Juice isn't one of the best movies ever made. I don't care what anyone says. That shit was intense.




    Belly has some of the best and most innovative cinematography I've ever seen. If it wasn't full of rappers it would have won an award. DMX's gf was fucking bad as fuck.




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    Quote Originally Posted by EAGLE EYE View Post
    LOL juice man's possum-potential is promising



    This will change your white ass life pussy

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    Belly was an instant classic watch the opening scene high of weed n the fuck Jamaican guy holy shit that movie in my top ten of all time

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    That jamaican guy's death scene is in my top 3 death scenes ever

    1. The arrow death on Yojimbo
    2. Jamaican on Belly
    3. Joe Pesci in Casino

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