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    method man theres this baby seagull in my garden and when it appeared like 4 hours ago, the mummy seagull was on the wall waiting for the baby to fly up and now the mummy disappeared and the cute baby seagull is all lonely and stuck..

    my neighbours will kill him if they see him out there tomorrow

    Remember the order that the seagulls evolve


    First it's an egg
    then a Squeaky
    then a Fluffy
    then a Cuddly

    and finally a fully grown seagull



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    Quote Originally Posted by More Meds View Post
    method man theres this baby seagull in my garden and when it appeared like 4 hours ago, the mummy seagull was on the wall waiting for the baby to fly up and now the mummy disappeared and the cute baby seagull is all lonely and stuck..

    my neighbours will kill him if they see him out there tomorrow

    Remember the order that the seagulls evolve


    First it's an egg
    then a Squeaky
    then a Fluffy
    then a Cuddly

    and finally a fully grown seagull


    lmao my favorite poster by far. Why don't you take the baby bird indoors and raise it until its old enough to fly the nest? its mother obviously doesn't care, this is like the seabird version of Brendas got a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by More Meds View Post
    method man theres this baby seagull in my garden and when it appeared like 4 hours ago, the mummy seagull was on the wall waiting for the baby to fly up and now the mummy disappeared and the cute baby seagull is all lonely and stuck..

    my neighbours will kill him if they see him out there tomorrow

    Remember the order that the seagulls evolve


    First it's an egg
    then a Squeaky
    then a Fluffy
    then a Cuddly

    and finally a fully grown seagull


    Ayo fuckface, you going to the meth gig on sat in glasgow? if so hit me up and we can take some pics of us licking each other's beards and talk about how the industrialisation of shortbread has increased our scottish desires to spread similarly flour based confectionary items to the yanks.






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    Quote Originally Posted by more meds View Post

    watch out, it's going near the haunted fence!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by More Meds View Post
    method man theres this baby seagull in my garden and when it appeared like 4 hours ago, the mummy seagull was on the wall waiting for the baby to fly up and now the mummy disappeared and the cute baby seagull is all lonely and stuck..

    my neighbours will kill him if they see him out there tomorrow

    Remember the order that the seagulls evolve


    First it's an egg
    then a Squeaky
    then a Fluffy
    then a Cuddly

    and finally a fully grown seagull



    Watch ad nauseam. Cult deprogramming works!

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    Adolf Hitler Was a Secret Crystal Meth Addict and had uncontrollable flatulence

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    Help required (METH PLZ HELP)

    Quote Originally Posted by Thorazine View Post
    method man theres this baby seagull

    Bwhahahahahahahah


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    Thorazine out of the Cuckoo's Nest yet?



    This forum could do with some more Scots.

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    lol, this is the real reason Method Man's album is delayed and he won't go on tour. He's in Scotland saving wildlife!

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