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    Default Woman uses diarrhea defense for hit and run

    92-Year-Old Woman Flees Scene Of Hit-And-Run Because She Had Diarrhea





    Draper claims a bad case of diarrhea caused her to flee the scene of the accident. Once she had successfully made it to the toilet, she allegedly took a sleeping pill and knocked out until she awoke to the sound of police knocking on her door.


    http://www.crimefeed.com/2014/08/92-...ths-probation/



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    Of course it's a woman. Selfishness and womanhood seem to go together.

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    At 92 years old she would probably be incontinent instead
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