This is more of getting something off my chest than a discussion, but I'm sure it'll turn into one.
Bottom line is, you motherf**kers are hilarious. I mean that. You can't even grasp the magnitude of your comic relief. I know some of you are lurking on this site and it's THE reason I'm posting this.
You'll listen to Wu-Tang but still make jokes about African-Americans. A lot of you Latin-American cats practically WORSHIP Tupac, but you still scream, "Mayate" when someone who looks like Pac goes after a Latina.
It's not entirely your fault. Your parents fucked you up at birth by teaching you their warped ways. But you made the conscious decision to carry it into adulthood.
Know this, as much as you think you love this culture, you'll never be part of it. Because people like me see you. You don't have to say or do anything. It's in your handshakes and even in your eyes.
Best part is, you're all very anxious to show your obvious hatred at the first opportunity. It usually comes out as a joke. Or so you say. But many a truth is said in jest.
In conclusion, your mothers should've swallowed you.