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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Ashton Kutcher once tried to punk Chuck Norris. After Ashton told him "You got punked!" Chuck Norris immediately Karate-chopped him in the left testicle and responded, "No I didn't, your testicles did."

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris is ugly.

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    i'd kick his in the neck and crack him in his grill.


    he'd go down.

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    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


    HOLY SMOKES!! ROFLMAO!!

    imma get fired.

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    Damn what's with all the Chuck Norris Bashing I been seeing on the net lately?

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    These are too funny LOL

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    yeah, those random facts everyones been sayin for a few weeks now.



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    hahaha ill.

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    Chuck Norris's tears can cure AIDS, too bad he never crys.




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