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    can anyone help me find a transcript of the patte before the song.... the one about the guy in 220 who got shot.... i have my reasons

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    FOR FUCKS SAKE IT JUST TOOK ME TEN MINUTES TO TYPE THAT FUCKIN SHIT OUT AND I FUCKIN LOST IT CUZ FOR SOME REASON I WAS SIGNED OUT IN BETWEEN THE TIME I OPENED YOUR THREAD AND I STARTED TYPING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FORUM!

    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    I ACTUALLY HEARD MY PSYCHE BREAK WHEN I LOST THE DAMN POST!


    Ill do it again.

    [begin]
    [Set Up] Raekwon and Method Man are at Method Man's apartment in Stapleton watching a Kung-Fu flick when Rae Inturrupts the movie to ask about his copy of "The Master Killer" that he had lent Meth some time ago.[/Set up]
    *Sounds and Music From a Kung Fu film play in the background*
    Meth: Maaan! Cmon maannn!
    Rae: Yo! yo Meth, hol'up hol'up wheres my killer tape at yo? First of all where-Where the fuck is my tape at?
    Meth: Yo son, I dont got that peice ,son
    Rae: How you aint got my shit when I let you hold it man?
    Meth: Yo niggas came over to have 40s and blunts ,kid. The shit just came up missin son..
    Rae: C'mon that aint got nothin to do with my shit man, c'mon g'head with that shit..
    Meth: C'mon Man Ill buy you four more fuckin Killer tapes man
    unknown: AYO!
    [rapid knocking on the door]
    Rae: Open the door man, what the fuck man?! Yo what? Whats up?
    [Ghostface, GZA, U-God and Deck enter]
    Ghost (GZA): Yo, Yo god, word is bond, Yo! Shameeq just got bust'd in his head two times god!
    (Word to Mother)
    Word life God! You know fuckin Shameeq from fuckin 212 god!
    Meth: Y-Yeah
    Ghost (GZA): Nigga just got bucked! Nigga's in the blackland god, word is bond.
    Came through god, from out of nowhere god!
    Word is bond, Im comin to get my Culture Cipher (40) god.
    Word is bond, CRAZY shots just went the fuck off god!
    (Niggas let off crazy shots b)
    The Nigga layin there like a fuckin newborn fuckin baby, god!(Word Up)
    Meth: Is he dead?
    Ghost (Deck): (Is he- What the fuck kinda question is that, B?!)
    Is he de- What the fuck do you mean is he fuckin dead guy?!('fuck you think?!)
    The nigga layin there with his fuckin, all types of fuckin blood comin out of his fu-
    (Izze Izze Izzee DED?)

    [to Rae]
    Yo god, whats up guy!? Its the god,guy! Word is bond, yo im ready to fuckin lay-
    Im ready to get busy god whats up?
    Rae (U-God): Yo lets get out and- lets go and do what we gotta do god.(Yo We out?)
    Ghost (U-God): Its the god guy fuck that man (We out?)
    Meth: Yo who took the tape?
    Ghost (Rest): What the fu- (Deck: the nigga still) The fuck is he talkin about man?!(??:stupid ass muhfucka)(Rae:you took the fuckin tape man!)(Deck:'fuck outta here b!) (Raeuckin ,corn)
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    dag... thanks i needed that...now i can gather and recreate that scene on stage.....

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    Meth: Yo niggas came over to have 40s and blunts ,kid. The shit just came off natural son..

    I think this should be
    Meth: Yo niggas came over to have 40s and blunts ,kid. The shit just came up missin son..

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    ^

    WTF lol everytime i listened to it it sounded like what I wrote but then after you pointed it out i heard it different...

    Damn thats trippy, you know ive been listening to that shit for like 8 years and shit lol

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    sounds like meth is pretty fucked up right then.
    The Nu Wu Order has been here.
    Peace

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    [begin]
    [Set Up] Raekwon and Method Man are at Method Man's apartment in Stapleton watching a Kung-Fu flick when Rae Inturrupts the movie to ask about his copy of "The Master Killer" that he had lent Meth some time ago.[/Set up]
    *Sounds and Music From a Kung Fu film play in the background*
    Meth: Maaan! Cmon maannn!
    Rae: Yo! yo Meth, hol'up hol'up wheres my killer tape at yo? First of all where-Where the fuck is my tape at?
    Meth: Yo son, I dont got that peice ,son
    Rae: How you aint got my shit when I let you hold it man?
    Meth: Yo niggas came over to have 40s and blunts ,kid. The shit just came up missin son..
    Rae: C'mon that aint got nothin to do with my shit man, c'mon g'head with that shit..
    Meth: C'mon Man Ill buy you four more fuckin Killer tapes man
    unknown: AYO!
    [rapid knocking on the door]
    Rae: Open the door man, what the fuck man?! Yo what? Whats up?
    [Ghostface, GZA, U-God and Deck enter]
    Ghost (GZA): Yo, Yo god, word is bond, Yo! Shameeq just got bust'd in his head two times god!
    (Word to Mother)
    Word life God! You know fuckin Shameeq from fuckin 212 god!
    Meth: Y-Yeah
    Ghost (GZA): Nigga just got bucked! Nigga's in the blackland god, word is bond.
    Came through god, from out of nowhere god!
    Word is bond, Im comin to get my Culture Cipher (40) god.
    Word is bond, CRAZY shots just went the fuck off god!
    (Niggas let off crazy shots b)
    The Nigga layin there like a fuckin newborn fuckin baby, god!(Word Up)
    Meth: Is he dead?
    Ghost (Deck): (Is he- What the fuck kinda question is that, B?!)
    Is he de- What the fuck do you mean is he fuckin dead guy?!('fuck you think?!)
    The nigga layin there with his fuckin, all types of fuckin blood comin out of his fu-
    (Izze Izze Izzee DED?)

    [to Rae]
    Yo god, whats up guy!? Its the god,guy! Word is bond, yo im ready to fuckin lay-
    Im ready to get busy god whats up?
    Rae (U-God): Yo lets get out and- lets go and do what we gotta do god.(Yo We out?)
    Ghost (U-God): Its the god guy fuck that man (We out?)
    Meth: Yo who took the tape?
    Ghost (Rest): What the fu- (Deck: the nigga still) The fuck is he talkin about man?!(??:stupid ass muhfucka)(Rae:you took the fuckin tape man!)(Deck:'fuck outta here b!) (Raeuckin ,corn)
    ROFL. This skit always cracks me up, Wu-Tang has had some of the best skits in hiphop history.

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    yeah no shit i have herd this 100000 times and i always thort rae said "wheres my killer TEETH at" like caps. "yo niggers came over to have fortys n blunts shit just CAME OUT" as you would dam thanks for droppin that ish




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    funny skit for real

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    I m pretty sure ghost says word is born not word is bond
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    funny skit indeed

    'C'mon Man Ill buy you four more fuckin Killer tapes man'
    bring back begongo!!

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    Uhh, The Killer tape RAE is talkin about is not master killer, It is the John Woo Movie 'The Killer.' I dont know how you missed that! Listen to cuban linx...

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    yes.. btw.. u seen that youtube vid with the white dudes skittin that shit, that skit?? fuckin funny if u ask me.. jus sayin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Protection View Post
    ROFL. This skit always cracks me up, Wu-Tang has had some of the best skits in hiphop history.
    true that !

    One of the groups were I actually enjoy listening to them.. those on tical 2000 sucked big time..
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    If what you say is true...
    The shaolin and the wu-tang could be dangerous!
    En garde, I'll let you try my wu-tang style...

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    i love that

    "is he dead"
    "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN IS HE FUCKIN DEAD"
    "is he is he is he dead"

    LOL shit is funny
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