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    I take it the slogan refers to douglas contracting cancer from eating out his nutcase wife

    so is this any good?

    POP THE BLUE PILL AND GO N.I.

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    LOL@Rev Jones. I saw the previews and I wanna see this. Michael Douglas has been lucky that he's had sex with hot women in movies like Sharon Stone, Kathleen Turner, Demi Moore, Melanie Griffith. I'll never understand why Glenn Close was chosen to be in Fatal Attraction hahahahahahahaha. She's a ugly woman. He fucked her on the kitchen sink LOL.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
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    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    ^wtf

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    What are you talking about wtf? You don't understand what I said? What's hard to comprehend about my comments? He's had sex with hot women except the ugly bitch Glenn Close. The director Adrian Lyne could've chosen a cuter woman than Glenn for him to have sex with like Michelle Pfeiffer, Diane Lane or Kim Basinger.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    he put his penis inside her vagina ?

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    Yeah he fucked that ugly bitch Glenn hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You didn't see Fatal Attraction? Speaking of director Adrian Lyne who did Fatal Attraction, he directed 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger. I haven't seen that but I want to. I love Kim Basinger. I notice Adrian's movies have a lot of sex hahahahahahahahahaha. He also directed Lolita with Jeremy Irons and Melanie Griffith. Jeremy had sex with the young girl that was Melanie's daughter while he was dating Melanie hahahahahahaha.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    do you drink allot of coffee


    or pepsi ?

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    Why should it matter? I don't drink coffee or Pepsi. I drink fruit punch and lemonade.


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    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Jones View Post
    I take it the slogan refers to douglas contracting cancer from eating out his nutcase wife
    lmao.. it was entrapment !!

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    I saw Beyond The Reach last weekend and it was good. Michael Douglas was evil and he was wrong for how he treated Jeremy Irvine. He made Jeremy take off his shirt, pants, shoes and socks and he forced Jeremy to run away in the desert before he would shoot him. Michael had shot a white guy that looked like a bum by mistake and Jeremy knew the guy. So Michael tried to make a deal with him that he would give Jeremy a job making a lot of money if he didn't call the police about he killed the guy. But then Jeremy changed his mind and Michael did him dirty and tried to kill him. Ronny Cox is also in this and he played in Beverly Hills Cop 1 and 2 and Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    The TV dinners I like is macaroni and cheese with fish and rice with chicken and broccoli. I also like Stouffer's microwaved spaghetti.
    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesJones View Post
    I also like the food U-God talked about. He said he can cook spaghetti and fried chicken and i would like to taste it to see if he's a good cook. I like spaghetti and fried chicken.

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