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    Default the game of chess is not like a sword fight

    due to the difficulty that some people are having with this thread

    i have decided to revise it




    chess is a really good metaphor for sword-fighting

    that is all


    revised - february 17 2006 - 10:22 am EST
    Last edited by LHX; 02-17-2006 at 09:22 AM.
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    some aspects of chess are similar to sword fighting

    this is true



    but
    there are no illegal sword fighting moves





    have you ever tried moving a rook diagonally?

    your opponent might stop playing if you did that
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    maybe recreational sword fighting is different from your-life-is-on-the-line sword fighting


    which may be another difference from chess
    are there any your-life-is-on-the-line chess situations?
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    damn

    thats a really good point




    i think the Coalition for Responsible Employment and Application of Metaphors should be sued for letting out this false information


    seriously tho

    you make a good point for the existence of serious chess vs serious sword fighting


    this point of view has been approved

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    Chess and fights are mad similar. Whether its unarmed or swordfights. You try get the center of the surroundings and dominate, cover all angles at each side, and plan attacks based on what you see fae the enemy. But at the end of the day all the rules, tactics, etc; are all determined by instincts. And its instincts that determine the victor both in a sword and chessfight Peace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legato
    well if you take people that live their life playing chess, this is how they eat pay their bills and so forth, then yes everytime they play the game of chess they are putting their life on the line because their well being and existance is based off of winning the game.
    Thats exactly how I view my fights man, spot on. Defeat to me is an insult on all the time and life I put into that situation, fuck defeat. It be like dying. Peace.
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    have u ever heard of the fucking word metaphor?

    u dont play chess with 2 sharp metal weapons and try to kill the oppossition, no shit

    but u do have to think before every move of every possibility and try to outwit your opponent and move in for the kill with as little moves as possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHX
    some aspects of chess are similar to sword fighting

    this is true



    but
    there are no illegal sword fighting moves





    have you ever tried moving a rook diagonally?

    your opponent might stop playing if you did that

    ........LOL

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    what about stratego? i kill your fuckin marshall with the spy like its nothin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    have u ever heard of the fucking word metaphor?

    u dont play chess with 2 sharp metal weapons and try to kill the oppossition, no shit

    but u do have to think before every move of every possibility and try to outwit your opponent and move in for the kill with as little moves as possible
    here is another word for you


    sarcasm
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    in order to defeat ur opponit in a sword fight u need to
    think 2 moves ahead
    while thinking 2 moves ahead of what ur opponite will do at the same time

    same rules apply in chess

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    u need to sacrafice moves inorder to get ur opponet to think u are doing wrong in a sword fight..so u can get him to lounge whn u want him too
    ..it is all a set up

    same thing with a pawn in a chess game

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    can somebody close this thread?


    this thread has become my bastard unwanted child
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    Quote Originally Posted by LHX
    can somebody close this thread?


    this thread has become my bastard unwanted child
    Hahahaha! Sorry dude.
    Peace!



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