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    Default [ PARTY IN A PYRAMID ] MENES the Pharaoh & Golden Mask [ ESQUE Records ]

    'PARTY IN A PYRAMID'


    MENES the Pharaoh & Golden Mask















    The album is LIVE on TUNECORE [ Spotify, iTunes, GooglePlay ect ]




    An Odd series of events took place inside the bottom of a Pyramid. A long standing Pharaoh by the name of MENES unearthed a cold sarcophagi dusty like the grooves of a record. Without any strain he removed the lid and out flooded a luminous white light, followed by a Golden Masked fellow. A rhythmic conversation ensued, followed by barrels of finely aged wine and snare drums compressed by the SP-404. Feeling the overbearing and resounding importance of this meeting, MENES decided to no longer rebury the Golden Mask. “Together, we shall have a Party, Right here in this Pyramid!” MENES exclaimed. The response, although underwhelming, did not deter the almost old Pharaoh into less enjoyment of the task.

    Golden Flasks! Golden Food! Golden Pharaohs! Golden Servants! Golden Statues! Golden Mics! Golden Turntables! Everything was glimmering with the unmistakable aura of Gold. But what is a Party without guests? Once his throne and tomb were in order ; emeralds and falcons oscillating, MENES sent his most treasured bird all across the lands with a note attached to her leg : TO ALL WHO WISH TO REVEL FOR ETERNETIES , COME TO MY PYRAMID AT ONCE!

    To the COLD NORTH for the Basement Dwellaz, To POSEIDONs Den for sea/swordz, To a Dirty NY Slum for 7rinth, To the FOREST FORTRESS for Purple Dialect, To a CORPSE LITTERED TRENCH for Maximus Da Mantis, and To the BRICKS for El Da Sensei, the bird flew with unquestionable accuracy and speed. Gathering as many beautiful woman and blunt wrapz as she could along the way. The day finally came ; and the Party goers began to arrive one by one. Slowly but surely the “Party in a Pyramid” had begun. And the rest is written in soundwaves that are bouncing around our universe right now.

    Enjoy the new album by MENES the Pharaoh and Golden Mask. It has been along journey for all of us, but we always prevail. Thank you to all my brothas, sistas, and overall family for always holding me down. Eternal Love. My shout-outs and thanks are in the album liner of the CD. But raise a glass for ESQUE RECORDS, Kurt Travis & Lo, Sorcery Orc, Golden Mask and MARS GATE [artwork].


    I would like to dedicate this album to everyone, but at this moment specifically to my brother ROCCO.. I’ll see you soon big homie, hold down the Pyramid until I get there. We got down here covered for now.


    Contact MENES the Pharaoh on facebook at

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    Basement Dwellaz [ Music Page ]
    thapharaoh@hotmail.com
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    U don't look like a real pharoah, bro.


    New EP out, for October 2017! Drink Before You Think. Featuring the smash hit single and Wu-Tang Corp anthem 'The Cuck Jesus', as well as collabs with Mister Yo! Check it out here...

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    Bwaha. And you don't look like a sex addicted nihilist Aussie gumshoe slurpee clerk that wrapz with an ultra deep voice. But who am i to stereotype. Hope you enjoy the album yo let me know what you think ; your one of the few who keep this place alive and full of gender fluid juice.
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    Lolz @ gumshoe slurpee clerk. I don't really know what that means but it sounds mega lolz. If I remember I'll use it in a song some thyme. No joke.

    I didn't even realise my voice was notably deep. I guess I'm not even aware of the depth of my manliness.


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    I got straight onto it and brainstormed some bars while I was doing my morning yoga. Check it out, bro...

    My present frame of mind is framed in time
    This may be a day of change if your frame's the same as mine
    You're claiming I'm some kind of dumb, clueless nerdy jerk
    While online they say that I'm a gumshoe slurpee clerk
    It's thirsty work peddling hooch to merry boozers
    But it's worth the perks, girls selling cooch for berry Cruisers

    Lol I'm seriously gonna use that.
    Last edited by noel411; 08-24-2017 at 02:01 AM.


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    bwaha. Aaaah yeah! Defined it means something along the lines of a detective who sells frozen delicacies to the populace. Merry Boozerz Berry Cruisers. Aha that's some good ol slang lazaugna. Let me know when it's recorded. You get a chance to spin the record yet?

    you know shits fucked up when a general cornwal crumple thread has more responses then this one. I still haven't seen that scumbag rolling around Toronto yet, but when I do I'm going to ask him to sign a breakfast croissant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MENES View Post
    still haven't seen that scumbag rolling around Toronto yet, but when I do I'm going to ask him to sign a breakfast croissant.
    hahaha repped

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    noell knows what im listening to right now so menes hasnt gotten a full inspection yet,

    but shitttttt ima post my new one in the hip hop section too fuck it. get back on my old shit.

    thats right

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    hahahaha i jumped the gun missed out on half the fun and didnt read the full thread first, smh

    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    U don't look like a real pharoah, bro.
    God, you know the pharaohs were all a product of incest right? id say its pretty fitting.

    hahahah.

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    ^lolz I need to see him in a nemes crown to be convinced he's the real deal.

    Menes, I was actually gonna give ur album a spin but it seems u want money for it? I'll check it out if it's free but I'm not gonna pay for it, sorry bro.


    New EP out, for October 2017! Drink Before You Think. Featuring the smash hit single and Wu-Tang Corp anthem 'The Cuck Jesus', as well as collabs with Mister Yo! Check it out here...

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    bwahaha MISTER YO refuses to miss a chance of projecting his own insecurities on someone of worldly renown. Don't worry M.Y theres a place here in Canada for you. Its called a Costco parking lot orgy.

    NOEL you can stream it, but I like you chodes and peasants so heres some free download codes to those who can snatch them up first [ Input them in BANDCAMP REDEEM ALBUM ] or something like that. Leave one for NOEL the Savvy you fucking hounds. But yeH Im charging Noel ; it was released on a label that wants to make some money off of other peoples labour ; you can also Spin it on Spotify.



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    Cool, thanks bro. I'm not a streamer but will def DL. Heading out right now but will grab it when I get home.

    Cheers


    New EP out, for October 2017! Drink Before You Think. Featuring the smash hit single and Wu-Tang Corp anthem 'The Cuck Jesus', as well as collabs with Mister Yo! Check it out here...

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    hhahhahah brah i want in that costco orgy like what the fuck why wasnt i personally invited? the trip aint that far shit.

    fyi i aint insecure about shit just to let you know so watch your step.

    2nd listen you want me to review here or audior booth?

    lol ill make my own decision

    edit: im diy fyi lol
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    Listened to this joint today. First of all I was pretty dismayed when I saw all the features in the tracklist. But I believe you normally roll with a crew so I guess that's the other members guesting on your solo joint, which is understandable. Was also dismayed when I saw the album ran over an hour. Personally I'd rather see a personal statement that fits somewhere within the 45 minutes max range. Guests on maybe 2 or 3 tracks. But that's just me.

    When I first watched the video you had in the link I wasn't feeling your steez, but it kind of grew on me. I can dig it. I'd have to say that after hearing what I assume is the rest of your squad, you have the strongest presence and most interesting style of the crew. I enjoyed the album. Nice beats and well constructed songs and album as a whole. Regarding the length of it I will say I def started to lose interest about halfway in. That's the risk you run by making an album too long. The good news is that I actually wanna hear it again though.

    My fave track first thyme 'round was Feral Tomb.


    New EP out, for October 2017! Drink Before You Think. Featuring the smash hit single and Wu-Tang Corp anthem 'The Cuck Jesus', as well as collabs with Mister Yo! Check it out here...

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...15#post2594015

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    Appreciate the listen NOEL ; want to address a few glaring points that have been made to me numerous times. But first and foremost thanks for listening.

    The Dismay of FEATURES was to be expected ; especially considering I called it a solo album lol... The thing was I wanted to fully enunciate the concept of a "Party in a Pyramid".. that was the ploy, a SOLO that wasn't really that. I have numerous other solo's that are exactly that, but for this go around, I wanted to have all my people out.

    The Dismay of LENGTH was also to be expected. I agree that we have only so much time in a day, or so much free space in our mind. It was overly long ; yes. However as you said [ and I truly am gratified ] you want to listen to it again. That was the goal I suppose. That on third, fourth and fifth listen, you would find new tracks that are considered a "favourite". Depending on your mood ECT, each listen of the album will prove something different. But those are all just excused for an album thats too long ahah. I think it holds its own effectiveness and ineffectiveness simultaneously.

    Yo I got some mean cats on this album ; so I'm honoured your feeling my steez. Everyone on the album is a collective of my peoples for sure, all of us have made a lot of music together [ minus El Da Sensei but I got a few tracks with him ], Stranded / sea/swordz on NORTHWEST GRAVE and STRING THEORY is an absolute beast. You should check out more of his music.

    All in all yo, much respekt due for checking it out, and I look forward to you hearing the album again and giving me a second run down. I did put a lot of work into the construction of the album and Im glad you saw that. It wasn't just slapped together aimlessly. Feral Tomb is one of my favourite joints as well... That beat and chorus are defining of what I was looking for on the album. Its not for everyone ; I know that much, and don't fault anyones opinion, but I think there is some genuinely cool music to be found in it. Peace
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